Old-school tsundere domineering CEO top x patient, resolute female slave bottom
Both are virgins
A romance between two beginners who constantly talk past each other
Gu De Ma Er (Wang De Ma):
I'm an unremarkable domineering CEO in a CEO novel.
I've met plenty of Cinderella girls and boys,
But they always leave with regrets in the end.
I suppose it has something to do with my rather unusual surname.
One day, I arrived in a strange world.
The first thing I did was change my surname.
I wanted to be surnamed Gu, not Wang.
That would nip the fate of "Wang's kingdom falls" in the bud.
Sure enough, being a CEO is no different from being a wage slave.
On my way to change my surname, I ran into a "Cinderella boy."
His spaceship crashed into mine,
Nearly costing me half my life.
So the plot is starting again, huh?
Oh, right. He said he wasn't a boy. He's a female insect.
"Hmph, female insect, you've caught my attention."
"Female insect, I want your full file."
Carlos:
I'm an unremarkable female insect in an insectoid novel.
Like most female insects,
I live a lowly, humble, humiliating life.
One day, while pursuing a ferocious beast, I accidentally injured a male insect.
He was a male insect notorious throughout the empire for abusing female insects,
Due to his sexual dysfunction.
I knew I was finished.
The top was previously bound to a System from a CEO novel, so early on he was deeply influenced by CEO-novel tropes and often talked past the bottom. The top is simply a goofy idiot; otherwise, he's normal.
This is a fictional setting and has nothing to do with reality. Please don't read it as a reflection of real life.
Theme: Life is hard. We could all use something goofy.