[Western Crossover] Have You Reunited with Your Family Today?

A Western Crossover story I'm saving for later: I'm Farming and Livestreaming with the Kids

"Hey there! This is the Superhero Training System."

Chun Bizhi: "Great, my System is finally here, twenty years late! I'm so excited."

"So, your world is a strong female lead story where the true heiress is reborn, changes her appearance, and builds a successful career, until everyone who looked down on her regrets it."

Chun Bizhi accepts this easily: "So I'm turning an urban story into an esper fantasy? Tell me, what kind of superhero are you training me to be, mutant or tech-based?"

"No, dear. Superheroes from different worlds will be transported to your farm whenever there are fluctuations in the multiverse. You need to livestream to gather energy, then send them home."

Chun Bizhi: "??? So I'm the ultimate wage slave?"

"We'd like to ask if you'll take the job. Friendly reminder: the work is risky, and there are absolutely no benefits."

Chun Bizhi: "...I'll do it."

The little farm welcomes Bat-kids, Robin-kids, Super-kids, Cap-kids, Iron-kids...

"Hello, everyone! This is a livestream from the farm."

"It's fake. Special effects. Don't ask."

Blurb:

When Tony Stark first met Yu Ling:

Tony Stark: "Dangerous individual. Her abilities are too powerful. Maximum alert."

Later, Tony Stark: "Where's my daughter? Has anyone seen my adorable daughter? Hehe. She's adorable, but she's mine, not yours."

The Avengers: "..." (Organizing a group effort to steal the girl)

When Jason Todd first met Qi Zui:

Jason Todd: "A monster from another universe. I'll put up with her for a while, then I'll kill her."

Later, Jason Todd: "Old Bat, what are you doing? Don't you understand that Qi Zui is just a big, silly goofball?!"

Batman: "..." (Panicking: What do I do if my son seems to have made a weird friend?)

Yu Ling knew she could be pretty silly when she lost her memory.

But she never expected that her thirty-five-thousand-year-old self would find herself a thirty-five-year-old dad who liked wearing an Iron Man suit.

Qi Zui: "What's that compared to me? I don't even know how old I am, and I got myself a sworn brother who's twenty-five and likes wearing a red helmet."

Yu Ling: "...Is that even what we're comparing?"

Qi Zui: "...? Isn't it?"

"Hey, don't go, wifey! Why are you mad again, wifey?"

Content warnings: Two original female protagonists, yuri. One starts out in Marvel, the other in DC, and the worlds slowly converge. The timeline is a mess, and any out-of-character moments are my fault.

Includes SuperBat, ConTig, Stucky, and a strong tendency toward J.A.R.V.I.S./Pepper.

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