The Final Boss Is Actually My Wife

Lilliana is an NPC in an extremely difficult game. She's breathtakingly beautiful, and everyone praises her. Unlike ordinary NPCs, Lilliana is a moving safe zone. In this brutal world, where even the weakest roadside monsters are absurdly powerful and players get beaten up day after day, only Lilliana and the bonfire beside her offer even a little warmth. On the front page of the player forum, the moderators pinned a truth everyone agreed on: No one can dislike Lilliana! No one! But as the game progresses, the first players to venture into the final dungeon discover that the path to the ending requires them to fight every boss they've already beaten all over again! Having endured every hardship imaginable, the players finally reach the final boss. In the solemn, magnificent palace, only Lilliana stands quietly at the center. She's still gentle, still serene, still noble, even after beating the players up. The players weep bitterly: The final boss is my wife!!! The hidden boss smiles: No, she's my wife. The beaten players: How can this be!!! Reader advisory: My take on Western fantasy. The blurb has been screenshotted. Theme: This is not a serious game