I have a twin brother. Apart from looking alike, we're different in every way. I'm inferior to him in everything, and never as good at anything. Everyone thinks I must be jealous of him, but I'm not. I'm always confident around him.
That's because I transmigrated into a book! I know the plot! My younger brother is the protagonist shou, so as long as I don't do anything stupid, I'm this world's "god"!
What do you mean the protagonist gong also has a twin brother? And he's a ruthless character, even more formidable than the protagonist gong? No problem. I'll just stay out of his way.
Every day, I'm either lying flat or on my way to lie flat. Then one day, a dazzling Bentley pulled up in front of me, and a handsome guy with a piercing gaze said fiercely, "So you're the one who lured my brother away?"
I said, "Uh... I think you've got the wrong person. I'm his older brother."
The handsome guy opened the car door. "Get in."
He said to get in, but a few big men in black actually carried me inside.
At an expensive Siberian-style restaurant, the stern man across from me slid over a check. "Five million. Help me get your brother to leave my brother."
Hearing that such a good deal existed, I blurted out, terribly impolitely, "Holy crap!"
The man said, "If that's not enough, I'll add another five million."
"Oh, my goodness."
I'd actually struck it rich, so I got down to the serious business of breaking up couples.
I was new to the job and still inexperienced, so I often had to ask my boss for advice: the ruthless older brother, Shu Tianlin.
"Boss, I put a laxative in my brother's food today so he couldn't go out with your brother."
"How is he?"
"Your brother's carrying him to the hospital. Your brother stayed up with him for three days and nights without closing his eyes. Now they're cuddled up together, fast asleep."
Shu Tianlin: ...
The blurb is in first person, but the story switches to third person after it begins.
A ruthless, domineering gong who's occasionally a bit of a goofball vs. an extremely goofy shou
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