There's a Snake in My Bathtub!

Help! A really pretty snake suddenly appeared in my bathtub. What should I do? Please answer quickly, it's urgent! Netizen 1: I suggest calling the fire department. It might be venomous! Netizen 2: Don't be scared, just go for it! You could be the next Xu Xian! Netizen 3: Heat up the bathtub until it boils, add seasoning, and make snake soup that'll make the little brats next door drool! Yuan Huan: Don't you have any better suggestions? Some time later, a netizen dug up Yuan Huan's post and asked: Author, what happened to the snake in your house? Yuan Huan: Oh, it's almost fully formed. Netizen: Formed????? A goofy fantasy romance. The blurb may be revised. Screenshot taken on October 4. Theme: Great Mighty Dragon, behold my power! You monster, prepare to face me!