Hello, I'm Slime's Underling

Question: As an ordinary person with impeccable principles, how can I save myself after being forced to join the forces of darkness?

Hooray, I'm working hard today to lower the Demon Realm admissions office's KPI again. _(:з"∠)_

Also known as: "I Wanted to Surrender to the Protagonist, but Joined the Villain's Side Instead"

- A haughty, pleasure-seeking Demon King who loves to make a scene x a timid, law-abiding accomplice: "you"

- Or a food-loving, slow-witted, occasionally dependable hero x a lackey trying to force their way into the party: "you"

- Pairing undecided

It's all because my ideas keep flying everywhere! I can't control myself!

This is a short writing exercise by a certain lazy person.

That's all.

Theme: Whatever, it's not like it'll necessarily be any good.