When a Goofball Meets an Old-School Novel Hero [Quick Transmigration]

After transmigrating, Luo Shadiao becomes the heroine of one story after another. She thinks she'll finally reach the pinnacle of life and claim all the wealth in the world. But Luo Shadiao never imagined that the original heroines' lives would be such hell: having their kidneys harvested, their hearts cut out, their wombs removed... Luo Shadiao: ??? Once Luo Shadiao becomes the heroine, the whole world changes its tune. World One: [A noble-born heir's wife, treated as a stand-in for his beloved and forced to give up her heart's blood to save someone] --Luo Shadiao arrives to visit the heir of the marquis's household, carrying a bowl of poison and accompanied by a pack of handsome young men she's recently taken in. She says gently, "My lord, have some medicine." The heir glares at them, eyes bulging. "Who are they?!" "They're here to join our family, not break it apart." The marquis: Spits up three liters of blood! World Two: [A poor university student forced to marry a domineering man under a contract, setting her up for a tortured romance] --Luo Shadiao steals the domineering male lead's company and sends him to prison to sing about his prison woes. Seeing the CEO's disbelieving expression, she says with a pained look, "You're heartless, cold, and unreasonable, so I had to find comfort in money." The CEO: "Your mother!" World Three: [A child bride in the Republican era who devotes herself to caring for her mother-in-law and stepson, while her husband returns from studying abroad and marries someone else, and she still bears him no grudge] --Luo Shadiao takes her university acceptance letter and writes the male lead's whole family into a novel, pinning them to the pillar of shame. Facing the furious mother-in-law and male lead, she says brightly, though sadly, "You only lost your wealth and dignity. I lost my love!" The male lead: "Your mother!" World Four: [...] * A silly comedy, set in a fictional world * The romance depends on how things go * The heroine only cares about having fun. Her values don't represent the author's. Just enjoy the ride. * If it's not your thing, the exit is in the upper-left corner. Theme: The world is vast, and happiness is limitless.