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My name is Xie Nian. I’m the villainous, shameless bottom in a brainless CEO novel serialized on Haitang.com. Today, I woke up again in a bed that was 200 square meters wide.
As a shameless bottom, my duties include being a lovesick doormat, being a human sex toy, driving a wedge between the two male leads, and throwing myself at someone who couldn’t care less. But the ultimate goal is always to keep the CEO’s body and heart.
The thing is, the CEO has someone he likes, or rather, loves down to his very bones. He could abandon everything for that man, and wouldn’t hesitate to twist my head off and use it to entertain him.
In the end, driven mad by love, I was pushed over the edge by the CEO and his beloved and became the novel’s big villain, ruining the CEO financially and leaving him with nothing.
Of course, villains don’t get happy endings. The CEO struck back, and I ended my life by slitting my throat in the bathroom, miserable and desperate.
Hahaha, you damn hack author, go to hell!
The original novel may have been full of fast-paced sex scenes and idiotic plot twists, but luckily, the CEO, his beloved, and I all woke up inside the novel. Every day, besides following the author’s updates and acting out the plot, the three of us would often spend our free time gaming and grilling skewers together. Eventually, we swore brotherhood in private, becoming the kind of close friends who’d stick together through life and death.
Ummm... We were supposed to be sworn brothers, so why is the CEO telling me that familiarity breeds love?
Note: The blurb’s point of view differs from the story’s.
Cool, handsome, arrogant, tsundere top X outrageous, wisecracking goofball bottom
Coming next: My Moonlight Master Is Actually Me
Yan Heng found a trashy storybook. It featured an aloof, otherworldly master whose breathtaking beauty had made him the moonlight in everyone’s heart.
But the master’s disciple had the advantage of being close at hand. He used underhanded means to do unspeakable things with his master, forcibly binding the two of them together. Later, the disciple discovered that the master had also had improper relations with the Demon Lord, the Emperor of Demons, and a junior fellow disciple in their sect. In a fit of rage, he tortured his master within an inch of his life.
Yet no matter how tragic the journey, after many twists and turns, the two somehow ended up as cultivation partners, happily ever after.
After reading the storybook, Yan Heng sucked in a sharp breath. What the hell? That wretched, promiscuous, unfortunate master was me?!
After closing the book, Yan Heng decided he would use a father’s love to reform his disciple.
Who could have guessed that before his disciple made a move, the Demon Lord would set his sights on him...
Theme: Strive for a harmonious world.
Woohoo, why is the first chapter locked? QAQ
Why is the first chapter locked? Wuwuwuwu
Wow wow wow so beautiful
Hard shell, you are awesome, write! Come on
"Looking behind you" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Should be aware of
Cookies! The author's writing style is great and creates a warm feeling Come on, author! Looking forward to the next one
Finished spreading flowers! I love cookies!
Unexpectedly, I found this treasure while searching for articles late at night. I read it in one go. It feels so good. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
It makes my little face turn yellow hehehehehehehehehehahahahaha
Damn, the corners of my mouth turned up when I saw it, hahahahahaha, I was in a trance hahahaha