Something Seems Off About This Idol Survival Show

Jiang Langhai was just like her name: wild and flirtatious.

After suddenly transmigrating into the body of a trainee who had failed to manage her own fish pond, she was entrusted by the System with the mission of reviving the fish pond and conquering the entertainment industry.

Jiang Langhai scratched her head and reluctantly accepted the difficult task.

Individual performance,

PD: "What talents do you have?"

Jiang Langhai: "Uh, I don't have any talents."

PD: "Just do anything."

Jiang Langhai nodded and whistled a little tune.

PD: "..."

PD: "I said do anything, and you really did anything."

Group performance,

Jiang Langhai wore a mascot costume with a ridiculous headpiece.

She spun around once, then spun around again,

trying her very hardest

to slack off.

PD: "All right, I get it."

PD: "Thanks for your hard work, Jiang. You're dismissed."

The PD never expected that just a few days later,

the whole place would go wild.

The audience watched Jiang Langhai in stunned silence as she

called falcons and tamed wild horses,

chatted with the chief of a wilderness tribe as if they were old friends,

and even turned the tables to tell the down-on-his-luck fortune-teller on the roadside's fortune.

The other trainees, covered in grime: "..."

The poor fortune-teller whose customers Jiang Langhai had stolen: "..."

The poor fortune-teller and the trainees: "You son of a, "

Audience: Is this really a talent show, or is it Survival in the Wilderness / Into the Unknown?

System (trembling): "Host, where are you from? Is something wrong with us?"

Jiang Langhai: "Oh, I came from a post-apocalyptic, interstellar setting."

Jiang Langhai: "I get it."

Jiang Langhai: "Did I wander onto the wrong set?"

*Also known as The Hilarious Days of Raising Hell on a Talent Show. A silly, comedic story to make the audience laugh.

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After Being Forced to Win Over Three Powerful Older Brothers

Xie Xuan was handsome, rich, and hot-tempered. With a composed, dignified older brother above him and a gentle, aloof, handsome second brother below, his life was perfect.

Then trouble struck: a little sister he'd never met was coming home, and Xie Xuan immediately drew up a plan to keep her out.

Step one: insult her,

The frail little sister verbally demolished him and made him look like an idiot.

Step two: play pranks on her,

He ate a whole bowl of rice mixed with mustard and cried from the burn.

Step three: shove her around,

He'd barely reached out when his eldest brother grabbed him by the back of the collar and his second brother gently put an arm around their little sister's shoulders. Why?

#We agreed to leave our little sister out, so why am I the only one still putting up a fight?#

With a ferocious look on his face, Xie Xuan sulkily put away his fangs, bared his belly, and lay flat, letting his little sister pet him.

Yayi was introverted and withdrawn, and never good with words.

After unexpectedly binding with a system, she learned that she was the little sister in a book, despised by her wealthy family until the day she died.

Given a set of outrageously embarrassing lines by the System,

Yayi said, "I'd rather jump off this place than read those lines."

Later,

"Okay, that was actually pretty good."

The Dating Show Is All a Lie

Jiang Jinyue suddenly transmigrated into the body of an ordinary contestant who'd already been eliminated from a dating show, and the System tasked her with surviving until the finale.

Jiang Jinyue: "Survive? What do you have to survive on a dating show?"

On this dating show,

five men and five women would live under one roof for a month.

They would flirt and test one another while searching for the hidden wolves.

There were two wolves, one man and one woman, who had to deceive at least one person into genuinely falling for them.

To survive, she obviously couldn't be a wolf. Jiang Jinyue turned over her identity card.

Oh, wow.

She really wasn't a wolf.

Jiang Jinyue: "Why am I a little disappointed?"

Jiang Jinyue pulled herself together. To ensure she survived,

she fussed over each man and woman,

swearing up and down that she really wasn't a wolf.

When it was time to vote out the wolves, everyone pointed at someone.

Oh, wow.

They all pointed at her.

Jiang Jinyue: "...I'm exhausted. I don't love anymore."

The production team was curious, too, and interviewed everyone.

Woman A: "Because everyone likes her."

Man A: "She's a flirtatious, big-tailed wolf."

Woman B: "We can't let anyone else have her."

Man B: "If I can't have her, I'd rather destroy everything."

C/D/E: "That's right!"

Jiang Jinyue, voted out for no reason: "..."

Jiang Jinyue: "All right, let's call it a day. Wrap it up. I'm going home to wash up and sleep."

#A dating show turns into Werewolf: Is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality?#

Jiang Jinyue: "I'll lie flat and let you pet me."

*Don't Fall for the Moon or the Wolf

Theme: Hold on to your sincerity