My Old Enemy Nezha Is Actually My Partner

Full text completed Enter v on Tuesday 8.30, Anti-theft time is 24 hours, subscription rate is 70%, 10,000 words will be updated at that time, thank you for your support~ The copy of the preview article "Everyone is Reborn, Except Me" is at the bottom ———— The text of this article is as follows: [Reminder before viewing: This article is a modern daily life of gods and monsters. There are many mythical characters appearing, including Classic of Mountains and Seas, Liaozhai, Lotus Lantern, Journey to the West, etc.] As we all know, Chaos likes evil people the most, hates good souls the most, is brutal and disorderly. Since coming down the mountain, she has been kicking Nanshan Nursing Home and punching Beihai Kindergarten. Monsters: I beg some god to show his magical power and accept this monster! ! ! As the last Chaos in the world, Ji An smiled slightly and said: When she sees good people, she feels stinky all over her body, and when she sees bad people, she feels refreshed. Nezha: You are so weird... Ji An covered her nose in disgust: Hey, you smell so bad! Nezha:? ? ? ———— I heard that the Chaos that was sealed by Nezha in the Kunlun Mountains thousands of years ago ran out again, and was clamoring to cut into pieces the little brat who sealed her back then. Nezha was not surprised by this, but wasn't there something wrong? Nezha: Why do you think Red Boy is your old enemy? Ji An: This is not simple. The soul is fragrant, has gold bracelets and fire-tipped wooden warehouses, and can breathe fire. Who else is he? Nezha didn't understand her strange reasoning, but was greatly shocked. But later, Ji An finally discovered that her dog lover seemed to be the real enemy... Ji An: Gan, she recognized the wrong person? ! ! Idiot Beauty × Arrogant Boy This article is about a big monster that has fallen behind the times. Some funny stories happened after he came down from the mountain, but I am happy for you~ Reminder before viewing: 1. The heroine's body is plush 2. The ferocious beasts of Chaos are notoriously not very smart. Really? Chaos' stance is not a good monster by definition! 3. OOC warning, because there are many sources of stories in this article, and the personalities of mythological characters in various legendary versions are quite different, so this article sets the characters according to the needs of the story. I apologize if there is any discomfort, and I hope you will forgive me~ The first story is not very well written. I haven't written the first part for a long time. The second part feels better, so why not take a look at it (Chewmi~) ps: Reasonable discussion, don't ask for ginseng cock, they are all cute, reasonable opinions will be accepted~ ———————————— Advance payment: "Everyone is Reborn, Except Me" As a popular little girl in the entertainment industry, Wen Renzheng has had a smooth journey since her debut. Apart from being bad at picking out men, she is very satisfied with her life plan. Just when she was lamenting her success, she suddenly discovered that her ex-boyfriends had started to fake their bodies together at some point. They frequently showed their presence in front of her and tried to save her from her tragic fate. —— One night on the street, a little puppy suddenly appeared in front of him in a sports car with a rose in his mouth: Good evening, sister, I wonder if you have time... Traffic police: Hello comrade, you cannot park here (the sports car was towed away ruthlessly) Little Milk Dog: Hey, wait a minute, sister, wait for me, I'll be back soon! Wen Renzheng:...... At a certain banquet, the domineering president shook his red wine glass and appeared with raised eyebrows: Good evening, woman, I'll give you a chance to save me... "Pah——" (Red wine spilled all over his pants) Waiter: I'm very sorry, sir! Domineering CEO: When I come back, woman, you are not allowed to leave! ! ! Leaving the venue in a hurry with wet pants... Wen Renzheng:? ? ? After a certain filming, the gentle actor lowered his sexy voice and pressed Wen Renzheng against the wall: Zheng, are you free next? I think... (Choking on saliva, coughing heartbreakingly) Wen Renzheng: How about you eat more plums? The gentle actor showed an awkward yet polite smile. …… Under the constant bombardment of these doggy exes every day, Wen Renzheng couldn't bear it and took on a love show to avoid the limelight. However, she found that they had turned around and joined the love show, and they almost got into a fight on the love show, and she was also on the hot search... The three men in the love story were all messy and panting, turning their heads to stare closely at Wen Renzheng, saying in unison: Sister (woman/A Zheng), who do you choose? Wen Renzheng appeared calm in front of all the cameras, but in reality her toes were on the ground: Sorry, I am sapiosexual. The three men were speechless: She seemed to have said something, but she seemed not to have said anything... Fans were overjoyed when they saw it, and passers-by were outraged when they saw it. If you want to ask Wen Renzheng if you have any opinions. Wen Renzheng said: Thank you, I am ready to escape from the earth overnight! ! ! Reminder before viewing: All members (referring to the dog men) are reborn, except the heroine. The bloody script of a heartthrob, a crematorium, and each other's doubles is a work by the author who let himself go. I hope I enjoyed writing it and that all you little cuties enjoyed it~ Intention: The more you debate the truth, the clearer it becomes, and the more you sleep, the sleepier you become.