For Example, You Walk Through the Forest in July

Field Reporter x Fortune Teller

Extra! Extra! The up-and-coming fortune-telling star Lin Senyang has been luring an innocent young woman, trying to kidnap her and take her home!!!

When I was little, a fortune teller told my mother that my Five Elements lacked Wood and had too much Earth, and that my destined partner would one day be someone whose name contained lots of Wood. Ever since, I've been influenced by his words, and the first thing I check when looking for a boyfriend is how many Wood radicals his name has!!!

"Miss! Miss!! Please wait, hold on." I saw a wandering fortune teller in a Taoist robe calling out to me, wearing a pair of cheap, lackadaisical sunglasses that cost 9.9 yuan with free shipping.

"What is it, you little con artist?" After being tricked by that old fortune teller, I stopped believing in things like birth charts and fortune-telling.

The wandering fortune teller struck a pose. "Hey, miss, you can't put it like that. How am I a con artist? I'm famous far and wide for..."

"Hey, stop, stop." Before the little con artist could finish, Su Ran cut him off. "I could go to any park and hear people say the same thing. Sir, it's the 21st century. You should keep up with the times and do online fortune-telling instead of stopping people on the street. We're really busy!"

"That's a great idea, online fortune-telling."

Su Ran pulled me along and kept walking.

The little con artist really didn't follow us. "Let me take a guess, miss. Are you troubled because your ex-boyfriend is getting married?"

I froze. This little con artist really did have a few tricks. Before I could react, Su Ran had already pulled me back.

"How did you know?"

Theme: Never be superstitious!