
The Top-Tier Cannon Fodder Makes a Name for Himself with His Face
顶级炮灰他靠脸封神
by Ba Bo (巴波)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 621k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Miu Lin was born with stunning features and peerless beauty. His life was miserable and poor, but just before he died, he transmigrated to a futuristic world where looks were everything. He became an Omega with SSS-level mental powers, and even came with a cheat-like buff----
Anyone who meets his blood-red eyes for three seconds loses consciousness and becomes a plaything in his hands.
Miu Lin was so hungry that, from the start, he made a rabbit walk itself over to a pile of firewood:
Holy crap, I'm invincible!
System: Go on, you're free. The original owner was noble and wealthy, but suffered injustice because of his ugly appearance. Your task is to turn things around and win back his freedom.
And so Miu Lin, who had been poor all his life, became a happy man who counted stacks of cash with one hand and used his beauty and cheat-like buff to reach the pinnacle of success with the other.
But the whole galaxy was calling for him to come out and date them.
Miu Lin: .
The Galactic General who had once rejected his request for a blind date now held up huge bouquets of roses, regretting it bitterly as he knelt and begged for his favor.
The bounty hunter who had turned down his advances now offered him a rare species he'd captured, hands trembling, wanting only to stroke his soft hair.
The young interpreter who had once sneered at him for his looks and the Prince of the Kanarun simultaneously cornered him, greedily releasing powerful pheromones, hoping to make his legs go weak and his eyes fill with tears...
Miu Lin, with an icy expression:
Look into my eyes. One, two, three.
Good. Now walk yourselves to the spaceship, set the destination to the waste disposal plant, press ignition, and launch. Whoosh-----
Go to hell. Goodbye.
He turned around and ran straight into the arms of a tall man:
"Darling, where are you going?"
Miu Lin: Look into my eyes. One, two, three.
Jopsis: They're beautiful. And then?
Miu Lin: Look into my eyes again.
Jopsis smiled.
Miu Lin: One, two, three. I order you to lose it right here.
Jopsis: Four, five, six. Come be my bride.
Miu Lin: System, the buff isn't working.
System: Trust me, this is definitely a bug...
So, who's whose plaything?
Couple: A super-powerful, twisted, womanizing, all-round evil god Alpha gong VS a battle-hardened, fugitive, cannon-fodder beauty king Omega shou
Jopsis Kalifa VS Miu Lin (Handal Gibson)
Reading guide:
1. The protagonist's blood-eye hypnosis doesn't last indefinitely. It only lasts three minutes.
2. The protagonist has a magnet-for-lovers constitution, with four named admirers. They'll run into each other later. The story focuses on the plot, with an unconventional regret-and-redemption arc and a chaotic love rivalry. The true gong is someone else. One-on-one, both are sexually inexperienced.
3. The protagonist's original self was not a scumbag.
4. Futuristic setting, original worldbuilding, sweet and satisfying, powerful leads, no pregnancy.
5. Everything in this story is fictional and unrelated to reality or the author's views.
Please add my upcoming novel, "After Global Mutation, I Drew an S-Rank Mission Card [Infinite]," to your library!
Shan Wu woke up to find his hands and feet shackled. In tattered clothes and with no strength in his limbs, he stood in a dark, chaotic place.
Looking closer, he saw thousands of black gun barrels pointed at him.
To his left, an imposing, orderly army of centaurs treated him like a target, their bows drawn to full tension.
To his right, a horde of zombies with germ-covered skin snapped their heads off with a "crack," then raised their hands, ready to attack.
Behind him, countless horrific beasts opened mouths that covered their entire faces. Their huge, thick tongues writhed together, and foul saliva soaked the dust around them.
Shan Wu took one look and understood:
Oh, they must be filming a Snickers commercial.
He closed his eyes, waiting for a chocolate bar to fall from the sky. Instead, a mechanical voice suddenly rang in his ears:
[Player EE431, Shan Wu, has logged in]
[Mission card draw in progress]
[Complete. Congratulations, you drew an S-rank mission card: Terminator]
[Kill all enemies. Leave corpses everywhere. Spare no one.]
Shan Wu: ...
[Duration: 30 minutes, 2.17 seconds]
[Countdown begins now]
Shan Wu: Wait, where's my Snickers?
[Sorry, there isn't one]
[If you fail the mission, our faction will delete you]
Shan Wu: ...
As the crazies were about to close in and mince him, Shan Wu looked down at his completely unarmed body and remained calm.
In just a second and a half, he stood straight, head held high:
"Fine. Don't wait until after the mission. Here's my head. Just delete it. Take it all. Whatever you can't delete is on me."
System: [...]
Dude, do you think you're peeling an apple?
Gongsun Wenren was the most powerful player the Infinite World had ever seen. When the mutation storm arrived, he became the escapees' unanimously recognized chief strategic instructor.
Everyone knew their place. At critical junctures, they listened to his instructions, terrified that missing something would get them killed. Only one jerk refused to fit in:
Shan Wu: Instructor, I have a question.
Gongsun Wenren: Go ahead.
Shan Wu: Do you know it's illegal to run unauthorized tutoring sessions?
Gongsun Wenren: ...
Shan Wu: You're using public resources, disrupting social order, and worst of all, assigning homework to us poor dogs. Instructor, I'm reporting your misconduct to the oversight bureau!
Gongsun Wenren: Get lost.
Shan Wu: You got it.
The next second, Shan Wu, who had seemed so brave (cowardly) and valiant (useless), dashed out of the training camp in a whirlwind.
Everyone: ...
Officer Gongsun had a student with no experience, no connections, and barely any money. He never applied himself, was a master at slacking off, and was only good at cowering. Everyone thought he was hopeless, but he became the first player in history to challenge the entire game and complete every S-rank mission card.
Whenever those spirits and aberrations saw that disheveled playboy with his pant legs rolled up, they all changed color:
Holy crap, it's him!
A ghost wailed and dismissed itself on the spot.
A bloodthirsty beast closed its eyes in despair, then leaped into an abyss.
Even the tapir hiding in the shadows silently put away its fangs, leaving the world in utter silence.
Watching Shan Wu return carrying the corpse of the ultimate mutant, Gongsun Wenren said: ...
So all that nonsense you pulled earlier was an act?
Shan Wu smiled faintly: Of course.
If I didn't make the act convincing, how could I make the beauty smile?
Couple: A shameless, carefree, fake good-for-nothing gong & a beautiful, cold and aloof shou who's indifferent to everything except the gong
Shan Wu & Gongsun Wenren
Reading guide:
1. Science fiction, apocalypse, wasteland, with Lovecraftian and Gothic horror elements.
2. The gong is younger. Plot-focused, not a lighthearted sweet romance.
3. Things can change, so the blurb may be revised again before publication.
4. Please add it to your library in advance. Thank you, darlings!
Theme: Strip away the glitzy facade. Only love and substance can shake the truth
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Every time I see this outrageous attack, I wonder, does he actually have a wife?!
89 Miles per second is incredible, one mile is 500 meters, 89 miles is about 45 kilometers, 45 kilometers per second is 162,000 kilometers per hour, almost 100 times the speed of sound, and we are still in the mountains.
I'm very surprised why I have to bring a child with me to work. Of course I didn't say no, it's just that I don't like children for some reason, so I still have to bring a child with me. I don't understand.
Finished spreading flowers!!!!!!! O(≧▽≦)O
Exciting and exciting!!! Rush duckO(≧▽≦)O!!! (Don't mind, just listen to the song and read the article, by this chapter the song has become passionate)
I'm so arrogant, why did the story develop like this? Sad. Jpg
I can't understand more and more what kind of confusing operation is this? The main character might as well plead guilty and be shot, and the whole drama would be over, and he would just give up and say goodbye.
Now I know why you are a beggar
The stir-fried chicken is really delicious and spicy. I almost couldn't control my screams when I saw it at the end. The author wrote it very well!!!
Very well written, I like it very much