The Whole Entertainment Industry Ships Me and My Ex

My other book, The Sickly Beauty and His Childhood Friend Bodyguard, is now available. Please add it to your collection! -----Blurb----- As an "ordinary" nobody, Yan Yi accidentally ended up on the same reality show, Three Days and Two Nights, as his ex-boyfriend Song Jing, a famous celebrity. As soon as the show was announced, the official account was flooded with insults and criticism. "Why bring on an ordinary person? Must have connections bigger than his face." "He barely has a face, unless they've put ten layers of filters on him!" But on the day of filming: "Ahhh, can someone tell me the ordinary guy's name? I'm a fan now. He's so good-looking, he could outshine all the young heartthrobs." During filming, Yan Yi could charm the guests in the living room and cook up a storm in the kitchen. He could recite poetry and handle a gun, winning himself a crowd of devoted fans. "Just asking, but why does Song Jing look at Yan Yi so strangely...? Like he's staring at him. Is it just me?" "Same here. Even their eye contact seems like it should come with an 18+ warning." While the haters eagerly waited for the show to flop, the first episode of Three Days and Two Nights drew record ratings and shot straight to the top of the trending charts. #JustHowMuchSexualTensionIsThereBetweenSongAndYan# [Video]: Yan Yi curled his long fingers around the trigger guard, toying with the prop pistol in his hand. Suddenly, a gunshot rang out from his secret identity vest, and the shot landed right over his heart. He glanced down, then instinctively looked toward Song Jing. Sure enough, the other man's eyes gleamed with keen interest. After a brief exchange of glances, Song Jing's second shot seemed to pierce the air like a real bullet. Under Yan Yi's gaze, it flew straight toward his heart, and another gunshot rang out from his vest. Without the slightest hesitation, Song Jing fired a third and fourth shot, each one aimed at his heart. Only after all five shots had been fired did Song Jing lazily drop the prop pistol and give Yan Yi a dangerous, charming smile. The Song-Yan ship was born overnight, and its fans spread throughout the entertainment industry. Actress: "Hi, are you a Song-Yan fan?" Idol: "What a coincidence, you ship Song-Yan too?" Then we're besties! Later, a jealous rival released undeniable proof that the two were on bad terms. The internet erupted with cries and abuse, and the entire entertainment industry mourned their relationship that night, declaring that they would never love again. The next day, the entertainment industry's sweetest couple went public. On the third day, powerful haters dug up the first love Song Jing had never forgotten. On the fourth day: "Their first love is so sweet." "What a shame it didn't work out." "Wait, why does this first love look exactly like Yan Yi?" #AStoryAboutHowIThoughtMyFavoriteShipWasRealButNeverExpectedThemToActuallyBeReal# #ItWouldBeOneThingIfTheyWereJustReal,ButTheyWereAlsoEachOther'sFirstLoveAndNeverForgotOneAnotherForYears# #ThanksToOurRivals,MarketingAccounts,Haters,andMysteriousInsidersWithAllTheScoops# Proud, jealous top VS seemingly unflappable bottom [Little scene] (Just for fun) Song Jing thinking about his wife: I like you, but I won't say it. Heh, I'm just messing with you. Song Jing thinking about his "rival": Damn, this guy's looking at my wife. Damn, this guy definitely likes my wife. Damn, she's my wife! [Reader's Note] 1. All reasonable opinions are welcome, but if you imagine real people in these roles, whoever you cast will lose popularity! Please don't bring that stuff here. I'll report it if I see it! 2. Everyone has different tastes in real-life beauty, but fictional characters can be as gorgeous as you want! (In my heart, my main character is the most handsome. No real-life face could ever fit the role! My taste has left the bounds of Earth.) Coming soon: I'll Marry You (Top's perspective) Chen Yi went to Yunnan alone for summer vacation, where he met a beautiful "girl" and fell in love at first sight. He went out of his way to show up wherever she was and tried hard to get her attention, but she always acted indifferent toward him. It wasn't until they got to know each other that Chen Yi learned the girl he'd been thinking about was actually a boy. Chen Yi had never liked anyone this much before. The revelation shocked and devastated him, and he shut himself away for a while. But every time he saw Wen Ke, he couldn't help drawing closer. Before long, he'd comforted himself and was shamelessly following Wen Ke around again. Wen Ke finally became a little warmer toward him, though he still alternated between warmth and coldness, leaving Chen Yi feeling lost and utterly smitten. As the days passed, their feelings grew quickly. At last, one night, they crossed the line between friendship and something more. But when Chen Yi woke the next morning, Wen Ke had vanished. - Wen Ke was a young Miao man. Since childhood, he had been bound by an unbreakable marriage contract to another man. So his parents had raised him as a girl. That passionate night with Chen Yi was the only exception in Wen Ke's otherwise rule-bound life. But the next day was the day he was supposed to take part in a walking marriage with his betrothed. A walking marriage meant that his betrothed would climb into his room at dusk to meet him. They would spend the night together, then the other man would leave quietly before sunrise. That day, Wen Ke washed and dressed early, then waited in his room, his body exhausted and aching. At dusk, a figure climbed in through the window, blocking out the fiery sunset. Wen Ke looked up and saw Chen Yi at the window, backlit, wearing a carefree, handsome smile. He said, "I'll marry you." Miao boy bottom VS college student top Cover illustration used with permission from artist Meiwei Guolili, of Jurassic. Theme: Learn to cherish what you have.