My name is Nozaki Shoku. I'm really just an ordinary company employee, ahhh!
You ability users (no), sorcerers (no), don't come near me, ahhh!
Bonus Scene 1:
Shoku: You're a Tokyo jerk cat. How did you end up in Yokohama?!
Satoru: Meow~ Because I missed you, Shoku~ (jerk cat rolls around)
Bonus Scene 2:
Shoku: What's with this weird hobby of yours, wanting to kill yourself?! How does Mr. Kunikida put up with you?!
Dazai (just coming out of the supply closet): Aw~ Kunikida-san has a very high tolerance for putting up with me!
Shoku: Mr. Dazai, could you take a look at your swollen left cheek, courtesy of Mr. Kunikida, first?!
Bonus Scene 3:
Shoku: I once yearned desperately for freedom. I tried to cage the bird of freedom. I wanted to keep that free spirit all to myself, but I forgot that freedom should never be confined! So get lost, Gogol. (coldly.jpg)
Gogol: Question! Why has my Shoku become so heartless, sob sob sob? Is it because he doesn't love me anymore? But it doesn't matter, today is another day of loving Shoku even more!!
Shoku: Don't suddenly cling to me, ahhhhh!!!
Reader's guide:
Main character is the bottom
CP: Russian raccoon dog
The protagonist has an ability but rarely uses it for anything proper; he has cursed energy but doesn't know how to use it
Ah, I'm just messing around (no)
Content warnings:
A crossover with lots of series
Me, writing without an outline, sobbing in the rain!
ES, DRB, and PL are all included, but everyone is behaving themselves and shining on stage. No fighting, really, yeah! (You think I'd believe that??)
None of the jokes are meant maliciously! Hey, I just like roasting people, that's all.
Theme: Everyone plays a unique role in life.