Next book: Outstanding Graduate of the Taoist Academy
Synopsis: Pei Qianqian, an outstanding graduate of the Taoist Academy, was demonstrating "how to perform a ritual to send off the dead" for her grandmother when the two of them transmigrated together.
Ghosts and monsters have reappeared on Blue Star, spiritual energy is surging, and problems are cropping up everywhere.
The two of them, a veteran pair of family-tradition con artists, were summoned to exorcise evil spirits for a wealthy businessman. If they couldn't exorcise them, they would be the ones getting exorcised.
Grandma Pei, a professional fake medium: "Let my granddaughter handle it. She graduated in the right field and has a certificate."
Pei Qianqian, formerly a philosophy master's student and now a Taoist Academy graduate, thought excitedly: I just graduated and already have a job! This is way too easy money!
Looking at the superstitious practitioners at No. 1 High School scrambling to take the job, Pei Qianqian shouted, "Leave it to me!"
"The wise don't believe in superstition. The foolish are trapped in feudal superstition."
"The wise can't find jobs. The foolish have houses, cars, and savings."
Pei Qianqian graduated with a master's degree in philosophy from a prestigious university, but couldn't find a job, so she had to go home and inherit the family's "traditional feng shui and superstition business."
The Pei family has always produced people with supernatural talents. Every generation has someone with a knack for spirit-medium rituals, mediumship, fortune-telling, worshipping household spirits... Anything related to superstition is represented in the family.
What's more, the Pei family's inherited skills are passed down only to women, never men. They were passed down to Grandma Pei, and were supposed to go to her daughter, Pei Xiujuan, but Pei Qianqian's mother was so love-struck that she married and moved overseas.
Grandma Pei could only pass them on to her granddaughter, Pei Qianqian. In particular, her granddaughter had graduated from a prestigious university but couldn't find a job, so Grandma Pei eventually pulled some strings to get her into a Taoist academy to study orthodox Taoist arts.
"These days, you need a diploma for everything!" Grandma Pei said.
After enduring the harsh realities of society and the difficulties of finding work, Pei Qianqian decided that for the benefits, for tips from generous patrons, and for the chance to make some extra cash... she would graduate from the Taoist Academy at the top of her class.
Pei Qianqian: Heh. I don't believe in ghosts or gods. I only believe in RMB.
Synopsis:
[Not scary, comedy] She can physically exorcise demons and monsters, and help humans and monsters live together in harmony. In short: Let's build a harmonious society together.
Scene~
Zhang Bitong was having a breakdown: I wanted to be a little internet celebrity, not unmarried and childless with two kids!
"Auntie, I'll be really useful when I grow up." Five-year-old Tang Ping hugged her leg and said sweetly.
"Waaah!" Little Tang An looked furious. Big brother, don't go with this bad woman. She'll send us to a terrifying orphanage.
"But your auntie can't even support herself!"
"Auntie, we only have you. We don't eat much."
The two children were already acting cute and playing for sympathy at their first meeting. Tang Ping held his little brother, not wanting to be separated from him and sent to an orphanage.
Zhang Bitong was still hesitating when a voice suddenly rang out. It sounded awful, like a stone scraping against glass with a harsh, squealing rasp.
"If you don't want them, why not give them to me? Heh heh~" A hideously ugly "person" appeared out of nowhere, drool dripping from its mouth.
Little Tang An's face was filled with terror. This is a Class C ghost.
Zhang Bitong was furious. She opened her mouth and cursed: "...You pervert! I dare you to make me call the police. What are you looking at? Want to fight?"
Zhang Bitong's anger hit its peak. She flexed, and her muscles bulged! Her T-shirt was stretched to the point of tearing.
Class C ghost: Have I gotten too weak to hold a knife, or have you gotten too cocky? How dare you talk to me like that! I'm going to eat you all today.
Theme: Even when faced with hardship, keep striving forward.
Woohoo, I thought Joe was the male protagonist too.
I also thought Qiao was the male protagonist, but I felt that Qiao's part was a bit baffling.
Why do you want to laugh so much when your life is at stake?
Three-year-old baby saves the world, end of story~
Emmm, it feels a bit perfunctory
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Ah, this... Sucks.
Come on (*??╰╯`?)?
Let's do a side story. It's so difficult for Qiao. Let's give it a happy ending.
Gone, gone? Woohoo, I want a side story. If I don't give it, I'll cry for you.