A very, very old bit of cringe.
Beiling Yan is an Upper Rank demon, with a zero hanging in his left, ice-blue eye.
Yet as a 321-year-old Upper Rank Zero, Beiling Yan has spent a full 300 years as a demon monk.
Back then, Beiling Yan went looking for a blue spider lily. Somehow, he ended up at Mount Fujikasane, where the brilliant wisteria blossoms cost him his freedom.
His boss was very disappointed in him. But just as he was about to remotely yank off Beiling Yan's head, he was sliced into thousands of pieces himself, and didn't get the chance to deep-fry Beiling Yan into spicy calamari for getting fired.
Yan, the king of scrimping and surviving among both humans and demons, managed to keep his life.
By the time his boss had recovered and was ready to make a comeback, Upper Rank Zero's soul had also been shattered to pieces by the wisteria, scattered all over the place.
After struggling to haul his nearly shattered little heart out of the wisteria, he was shocked to discover that he had fallen out of favor!
The Twelve Kizuki (without Upper Rank Zero) was such a lousy organization!
Beiling Yan figured it had to be some shoddy, half-finished product with no redeeming qualities.
Yan was heartbroken, not realizing that if he showed up in front of his boss, the consequence wouldn't be losing favor, but losing his chastity.
Even worse, Beiling Yan felt that he had mutated, as if he had either evolved or become a lesser species.
The first thing he discovered after sneaking down the mountain was that human blood had started to stink. He licked some rare blood, then spent two weeks with diarrhea.
Boohoo...
Upper Rank Zero shoved his severed guts back inside.
But he was still a demon. He couldn't go out in the sun or get near wisteria. The only difference was probably that...
He was becoming more and more interested in demon blood, especially the blood of Upper Rank demons.
And he was getting more and more sexually interested, too.
Muzan: So that's why you were hugging and biting Douma?
Yan: Boss, I haven't eaten a human in three hundred years!
The Twelve Kizuki: So you eat demons?
Beiling Yan, reputation ruined.
This was written a very, very long time ago. I can't change the tags on the blurb. It's supposed to be bottom-focused, not top-focused. Better not look at this cringe!
Theme: Oh no, what are you doing?
The author, the Guinness record is typing 807 letters per minute. Calculating that each Chinese character requires six letters, you can type about 134 words per minute. Since you are not a holder, we will calculate it as 100 words per minute. According to WHO standards, a person's healthy sleep time is eight hours, and you spend about two hours eating every day, and then 20 minutes eating. Toilet, 40 minutes to wash up, one hour to exercise, two hours to think about inspiration, and another hour to fish in a daze, you should have nine hours to type, should type 54,000 words, based on 2,000 words per chapter, there should be 27 chapters, but you only put so much content every day, what's going on? To be honest, is it a deduction? The author quickly got up and typed!
I must say, how can Guizhu be ranked above Xiaomei? ! The reason is only because of the oppression of the bourgeoisiewww
The missed appointment pigeon spirit is finally back O_o? So when will the next update be? Dear author Da Da (smile. Jpg)
Hahahahaha, pitiful Yan Yan was stripped of her clothes
It would be an exaggeration to say that I read this book from the first year of high school to the third year of high school. The author will come back soon for updates.
The article about which the author and I have outlived each other... I beg you to update it, I will give you a thumbs up! ! !
Urgent update! I really like the cowardly Yan Yan and the arrogant Ghost King (?ò ? ó?) Who want to eat sweets! Update soon ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Boss, come back soon! I can do anything ah ah [empty bowl] [empty bowl] [empty bowl]
Madam, when will you update, when will you update, when will you update? [Crying]
The author, the Guinness record is typing 807 letters per minute. Calculating that each Chinese character requires six letters, you can type about 134 words per minute. Since you are not a holder, we will calculate it as 100 words per minute. According to WHO standards, a person's healthy sleep time is eight hours, and you spend about two hours eating every day, and then 20 minutes eating. Toilet, 40 minutes to wash up, one hour to exercise, two hours to think about inspiration, and another hour to fish in a daze, you should have nine hours to type, should type 54,000 words, based on 2,000 words per chapter, there should be 27 chapters, but you only put so much content every day, what's going on? To be honest, is it a deduction? The author quickly got up and typed!
I must say, how can Guizhu be ranked above Xiaomei? ! The reason is only because of the oppression of the bourgeoisiewww
The missed appointment pigeon spirit is finally back O_o? So when will the next update be? Dear author Da Da (smile. Jpg)
Hahahahaha, pitiful Yan Yan was stripped of her clothes
It would be an exaggeration to say that I read this book from the first year of high school to the third year of high school. The author will come back soon for updates.
Please update ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
The article about which the author and I have outlived each other... I beg you to update it, I will give you a thumbs up! ! !
Urgent update! I really like the cowardly Yan Yan and the arrogant Ghost King (?ò ? ó?) Who want to eat sweets! Update soon ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Boss, come back soon! I can do anything ah ah [empty bowl] [empty bowl] [empty bowl]
Madam, when will you update, when will you update, when will you update? [Crying]