Men Can't Get Pregnant

Help: My boyfriend finally seems ready to break up with me. What should I do? OP: He’s been coming home later and later, and calling someone else. Whenever I go near him, he immediately hangs up. Sometimes he looks at me like he wants to say something, but then doesn’t. I suspect he’s fallen for someone... I know he didn’t get together with me because he liked me, but if that’s really the case, should I let him go first? OP: I haven’t replied because I don’t know what to do about the situation either... My boyfriend confessed to me. More accurately, he proposed. OP: He said he’s been acting strangely because he didn’t know how to tell me that I might be pregnant. OP: But I’m a man. I can’t get pregnant!!! OP: Is there something wrong with my boyfriend’s head?! Suppose you transmigrate into a book, and your cute, well-behaved childhood friend is the protagonist of an angsty runaway-with-the-baby novel. In college, he asks you to pretend to be his boyfriend and fend off his unwanted suitors so he can escape the plot of the novel. Although he doesn’t like you, he can’t bring himself to break up with you because you’ve been childhood friends forever. So your fake relationship turns real, and you do everything couples do. OP: And lately, you’ve realized he might be pregnant. How can you tell him gently? Reader’s guide: 1. Short story told through forum posts. 2. No pregnancy or childbirth. Theme: On the importance of confessing