[Chit-chat] Daily question: Did Old Wang launch today? (HOT)
1L: As the title says, when is the biggest unreleased character in your game finally going to be added?
14L: He's already sold over a hundred million in merchandise without even being released. Your game's top-tier star really isn't just hype.
15L: If the developers would just release Old Wang, he'd sell way more than a hundred million!
16L: So when is Old Wang finally coming out?! My wallet can't wait!
291L: This believer vows not to eat potato chips for a year. Please, developers, release my wife!
292L: When my husband launches, I'll livestream myself in women's clothes!!!
457L: Your game's players are so weird. Female players call Old Wang their wife, and male players call him their husband?
A certain lurking, screen-watching unreleased character: I think it's pretty weird too.
Ignion, Lord of Heaven, ruler of the Seven Heavens, and king of the winged race. He was originally a character overflowing with style, but because he acted so adorably clueless in the game's story, players affectionately nicknamed him 'Old Wang.'
Ignion: ...I've got a list of everyone who calls me Old Wang. Don't expect any legendary materials from this week's dungeon.
Even though Ignion beats players like dogs in the dungeon, countless simps still rush forward to beg him to hit them.
A: Ah! Old Wang didn't kill me with one slap. He cares about me!
B: Boohoo, I just got a screenshot of Old Wang's waist. *Drools*
C: New players entering this dungeon for the first time, pay attention! Once Old Wang's health is down to 30%, stop attacking! A minute later, a special effect will trigger! Be ready to take screenshots!
DEFGH: Whoooooa!!!
So, has the super-popular unreleased character launched today?
Ignion: Thanks for asking. No.
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