Because my heart isn't in the middle, I always favor you.
Ruan Jianyue woke up one morning to find a line of text above everyone's head.
One person had "I really like A-Ruan" floating over his head. He put on a stoic face and said coldly, "Who'd want you? You're so skinny, if I fried you up, there wouldn't even be a few ounces of meat."
Ruan Jianyue: "...Oh."
He thought he and the little rascal were just ordinary friends, and that the little rascal simply liked picking on people...
Until the text over the little rascal's head grew more and more explicit and violent.
He declared that he wanted to be good friends with Ruan Jianyue, with a head full of yellow mosaics above him.
Ruan Jianyue: "...How about we try dating?"
The little rascal: "Who wants to date you? I just want to see what it's like to have a partner!"
Ruan Jianyue: "Can I return you...?"
The little rascal: "No! The day you can is the day you die. Take your purchase with you to the underworld!"
Short-tempered young master x easygoing sweetheart
The bottom is a well-behaved type.
Theme: Lighthearted