Western Crossover: Saving the World with Words

They say good things don't come true, but bad things do. Having a jinx's mouth really is an art.

If I can bury my face in Jason's chest, I'll tear the Joker apart with my bare hands and kill the Batman Who Laughs for Bruce!!

Of course, if I can touch Jim and Juan, I'll even steal Superman for Big Bro!! Keeping up the Batfamily tradition of one Bat paired with one Super!

Don't make careless oaths, or else...

All right, let the show begin.

Shocking! A certain big shot's style takes a sudden turn into Mary Sue territory. Is this a moral collapse or a loss of humanity?

Shocking! The love-hate story of the Man of Steel and the Dark Knight: circling the equator just to get a kiss!!

Shocking! Baldies and ugly guys are together forever. A billionaire makes a grand public declaration of love to an Arkham regular, vowing to live and die together, never to part.

The playboy gives up his whole forest for America's sweetheart!!

A 90-year-old hero caught between an old flame and a new love: which way will he turn?

Has nine PhDs but believes in folk remedies for staying healthy.

Magneto says he might start the world's largest waste energy recycling company.

Knows everything, yet loses his entire fortune to a hair-growth remedy scam. Xavier's School is about to go bankrupt.

The manliest Wolverine in history says he's serious about making an adult film.

Mo Wuyue!!! Shut that jinx's mouth of yours!!!!

A series of villain-tormenting stories for laughs. No logic, all OOC.

I'm here for the silliness~ No romance.

Theme: The Batfamily's happy life