My Girlfriend Is the Top Disciple of the Immortal Sect

Author's warnings: This only pretends to be an ensemble cast; the story and perspective focus on the male lead. The female lead is unlikable and doesn't get much page time.

A ridiculous adventure and mystery story about a team-up.

Original blurb:

Cultivation is a popular industry; cultivation is a high-risk profession; cultivation means you'll never be out of work.

Countless people aspire to reach the immortal mountains, so naturally the sects don't accept just anyone. Everyone on Mount Zhongnan suspects that Immortal Venerable Yidu made a mistake. Apart from his looks, his new disciple Huai'an is completely useless.

Huai'an: "Master said I'm a rare genius. You're all just jealous!"

Everyone: "Then what can you do?"

Huai'an put his hands on his hips and declared righteously, "Why should I have to be good at anything?"

Huai'an once vowed to be a couch potato forever, but his girlfriend is the sect's number-one female disciple and urges him to improve every day. His senior brother is taciturn and violent, using the simplest and most heavy-handed methods to make sure he learns. His master is also the strongest fighter in the world today, able to fight and heal. "How could I possibly take in a useless disciple?" And his teammates are no good at first, so when they go on training missions, they rely on him, the healer, to keep their health bars from hitting zero.

"Sigh, being a couch potato is hard."

Theme: Bravely pursue love