I Cosplay Mori Ougai, Yet I'm Not in the Bungo Stray Dogs Theater

I transmigrated, in the very cliched way where you become the character you're cosplaying, but... I was cosplaying Mori Ogai, wasn't I? So why am I in Jujutsu Kaisen? I can still recognize the words "Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu Technical High School" right in front of me. And the craziest part is, this is an ABO universe, and does it come with a buy-one-get-two deal? I'm absolutely sure the two Chars in Double Black next to me are the real deal, just their childhood versions. I'm done. Let's just destroy everything. Theme: Everyday life raising kids