
Synopsis
My new novel, "Singing for the Mermaid Tycoon [Western Fantasy]," is now available. Please add it to your favorites!
★Coming soon: "Collecting Rent in Ancient Times," "A Guide to Selling Snacks on a Deserted Planet," and "Can an Unlucky Demoness Win Over the Overpowered Hero?" Please add them to your favorites!★
The blurb for this novel begins below
Chu Xiaowan transmigrates, and her parents want her to marry, support her husband, and raise children. Just then, her Artifact Refining System chimes in with a sales pitch:
“This System has a one-hundred-percent success rate at refining artifacts. It can help its Host enter an immortal sect, ascend to immortality, and get rich. Would the Host like to bind with it?”
Having suffered enough poverty in her previous life, Chu Xiaowan has no intention of marrying in this one. Without a second thought, she binds herself to the System. A chime rings out:
“Congratulations, Host! You have awakened the skill: Appliance Repair.”
Chu Xiaowan: ???
Later, the entire immortal sect is astonished to discover that Lingyu Peak, which took Chu Xiaowan in, has gone from a barren, impoverished wasteland to earning three hundred stones of spirit jade a day.
The senior sister of Lingyu Peak no longer suffers from aches and pains after her daily sword practice, all thanks to Chu Xiaowan's massage chair.
The disciples of Spirit Beast Valley no longer dread cleaning the carpet covered in animal fur, all thanks to Chu Xiaowan's vacuum cleaner.
The alchemy and artifact-crafting cultivators no longer have to endure the choking smoke of incense sticks to keep time, all thanks to Chu Xiaowan's timer.
And Lingyu Peak, the sect that Chu Xiaowan belongs to, has always been known for its poverty. Now, a line of customers forms there every day. Customers from the immortal, demon, and fiend realms come in droves, but every one of them envies Chu Xiaowan's junior brother:
He gets to use all the appliances for free!
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Cang Yanhua has been confined to darkness since childhood.
His father murdered his wife for profit, took a concubine, erased his son from the family register, and imprisoned him for years, crushing any hope he had ever held in people's hearts.
But his senior sister is devoted to selling those incredible magical artifacts at low prices, and even gave him a whole pile of them.
A little lamp to chase away the darkness at night, a remote-controlled airplane that zooms around, a music box that plays lovely songs...
All the wonderful things he never got to have as a child are now being given to him by her, one by one.
[Gentle on the outside, strong on the inside, little sunshine x Sensitive, world-weary, beautiful but tragic]
#Everyone in the sect is beautiful but tragic, and appliances take over the cultivation world#
[Reader's Guide]
*One-on-one romance, happy ending
*Goofy and healing, with occasional bursts of excitement
*Older-sister-younger-brother romance, both like kids in elementary school. Hope it makes you smile!
*The unabridged, polished version is exclusive to Jinjiang Literature City
☆, A similar ancient-times transmigration story coming soon: "Collecting Rent in Ancient Times", ☆
Jiang Er transmigrates into the daughter of an innkeeper, Jiang Xiaoer, a character who appears only once in a certain book.
The inn is large and in a great location, but her father falls ill and never recovers, leaving all the burdens to Jiang Xiaoer.
When word gets around that Jiang Xiaoer has spent all her money treating her father, the inn's employees panic:
The cook demands his wages and rushes off.
The helpers pack their belongings and leave in the middle of the night.
Even the cleaning lady urges Jiang Xiaoer to sell the inn as soon as she can, before it runs into debt and ruins its reputation.
Jiang Xiaoer looks at the inn's elegant guest rooms, then posts a notice at the entrance the next morning:
Guesthouse rooms for long-term rent.
For scholars traveling to the capital to sit the imperial examinations, Jiang Xiaoer rents them quiet rooms tucked away in a corner, where no one will disturb them and they can soon come in third place.
For merchants traveling to the capital to do business, she rents them simple rooms where they can rest and shake off their fatigue, finding a home while far from home.
For couples visiting the capital, she rents them elegant bedrooms, where brocade quilts bring back memories of their wedding day and they can open the window to see the first buds of spring.
Later, a strange tale spreads through the capital: Jiang's Inn serves no food or wine, yet its name is known far and wide.
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When Jiang Xiaoer falls on hard times, she takes in a beggar. He eats a lot and does little, and Jiang Xiaoer nearly kicks him out. Fortunately, he's quick-witted and good at bookkeeping, which earns him a place at the inn.
Later, the beggar marries Jiang Xiaoer and says he has to return to his hometown to prepare the betrothal gifts. A few days later, Jiang Xiaoer faces a grand wedding procession and a graceful young gentleman at its head. The first thing out of her mouth is, “Who are you?”
[A rent-collecting, laid-back heroine x a freeloading, laid-back hero]
Jiang Xiaoer: You're going to collect the rent?
The beggar: (rolls over) I don't feel like moving. You're the boss, you go.
Jiang Xiaoer: Ugh, I don't feel like moving either. (lies down)
#One lazy fish can barely get moving, two lazy fish both lie flat#
#Tenant, in tears: The boss hasn't asked for the rent again today#
☆, A similar science fiction story coming soon: "A Guide to Selling Snacks on a Deserted Planet", ☆
Wang Xiaoxing loves business simulation games, and transmigrates into the body of a C-rank resident on Blue Star, one thousand years in the future. Her daily life consists of living in a mining settlement and digging up ore to supply A-rank residents. Her future is all too easy to see.
The business simulation System that comes along with her says: [Please sell one bottle of Wahaha.]
Wang Xiaoxing nearly grabs the System by its nonexistent collar. “You're telling me to sell children's drinks in a world where nutritional supplements are already available everywhere?!”
System: ...Sob QAQ.
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To make a living, Wang Xiaoxing grits her teeth and treats the interstellar world like a game, selling one product after another:
Wahaha, onion rings, potato chips, shrimp crackers, cocktails...
Her weakling System keeps leveling up, eventually evolving a “Recipes x N” feature!
From a small workshop to automation, from sales rep to CEO!
Interstellar residents become infatuated with the old civilization.
The deserted planet becomes an ideal home, a place fit for living.
Even androids stop being weak slaves and fight for the right to strawberry-flavored motor oil!
Before the alien leader stationed outside the A-rank districts can promote the “Taste Bud Removal Method,” the entire Blue Star has already descended into chaos!
Sitting in the resistance factory and counting her points, Wang Xiaoxing shakes her head. “Who could have guessed that the spark of the rebellion would be lit by a bottle of Wahaha?”
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Wang Xiaoxing sells snacks in a Blue Star where food is strictly rationed. People consider her a trash peddler who is poisoning the health of Blue Star's residents, and she often has to dodge the city inspectors who are after her.
So, one time, after selling her wares, Wang Xiaoxing is famished and roasts a sweet potato to tide herself over. She sees an official acting suspiciously, charging at her at an uncanny speed. She vaults onto her assembled tricycle and speeds off!
But the official proves incredibly persistent and gives chase!
After three kilometers of cycling without shaking him, Wang Xiaoxing pedals so hard the tricycle nearly catches fire, then looks back in despair.
“Hey, how many points are you going to fine me before you leave me alone?”
The other person is silent for a moment, then slowly says:
“...No, I want to buy your roasted sweet potato.”
“...”
[A hands-on, food-making businesswoman x a cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside double agent]
☆A cultivation fantasy story coming soon: "Can an Unlucky Demoness Win Over the Overpowered Hero?"☆
Qian Cheng transmigrates into a minor female character with the same name in a certain male-oriented fantasy novel.
In the book, a demoness lusts after the male lead's looks and envies his good fortune, forcing him to become her cultivation partner. Later, the male lead makes a comeback and skins her to make an outer garment.
Qian Cheng, who has transmigrated into the story, doesn't want to become a fur collar, so she goes to sleep on the spot.
What handsome male lead? Not interested, not interested. Is there anything more important than staying alive?
But in the next moment, the leopard demoness who grew up with her drags in the male lead, bound by a demon-binding cord.
“Look what I found! A young man from an immortal sect, poisoned by a love potion and just your type!”
Qian Cheng, just woken up: ...
After failing to avoid him time and time again, Qian Cheng decides to give up.
Her father is the leader of the cult, so she has a powerful backer for the next hundred years. She can eat and sleep at the demonic cult, play after she wakes, and read entertaining romance novels from the Hehuan Sect. Apart from her original body's poor health, her life isn't bad at all.
As for the male lead, she might as well try to win him over while she's at it. It's not her fault that misfortune follows her everywhere and every attempt to win him over goes horribly wrong.
To cure the male lead's love-potion poisoning, Qian Cheng blows up the kitchen several times and makes a bowl of black, unidentifiable mush, then pries open his mouth and pours it down his throat. He struggles so violently that he headbutts her and splits her forehead.
One snowy day, the male lead retreats to be alone, only for demonic cultivators in the middle of a snowball fight to pelt him in the face. Qian Cheng hurls several giant snowballs in return, taking on the whole crowd and leaving them in a sorry state. When she turns around, she sees the boy's eyes red and snow clinging to his lashes. Only then does she realize that the snowball she threw was the head of the snowman he had carefully built.
For the male lead's birthday, she carefully chooses a book of cultivation techniques as a present. That night, she discovers that the romance novel she ordered from the Hehuan Sect has gone missing. It must have been mixed up with the male lead's book of cultivation techniques. Qian Cheng takes it in stride and isn't surprised in the slightest.
The night she sends the male lead back to the immortal sect, Qian Cheng persuades her father to move the entire cult, making sure the male lead will never find them in his lifetime.
Focused on running away, Qian Cheng naturally fails to notice how the boy looks back again and again that night, or how forlornly he disappears into the darkness.
Years later, the foremost disciple of the immortal sect arrives on the wind, sending the demons scrambling to flee.
As they make their desperate escape, the white-robed man suddenly lands gracefully in front of Qian Cheng, wipes the dirt from her face, and bows to her demon-lord father. “Father-in-law.”
[Unlucky, lively little fox x Lucky, withdrawn overpowered hero]
Next boys' love story: "Transmigrated into a Fish in the Villain's Claws," a short, sweet story with a slow-blooming romance. Virtuous koi fish bottom x Gloomy black cat top. Add it to your favorites if you're interested!
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Theme: Stay kind even in adversity. Work hard through difficult times to escape poverty and gain both fame and fortune.
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Happy New Year to all the little angels who follow this article! All the best! I'm halfway through the fourth episode, please be patient and show your appreciation~
Cang Yanhua, who wants to see the princess playing with a doll on the bed, hey... If she wants pink, she wants pink! A rabbit is already used as an ID, why don't we imitate the color of a pink rabbit? You think so, Quiet Misty Rabbit? (Dog head)
Hahahaha the small theater is so fun
The author of wuli is so creative!
But having said that, choosing a major is really important. There are many students around who just choose it and then regret it... And it is also important for parents not to forcefully interfere. You have to think about employment and other things, which is difficult.
Everyone in this AU is so fond of bamboo shoots, hahahaha, all the bamboo shoots on the mountain have been taken away!
Hostess: My game is a jpg with operations
Sooner or later, the person who will become a senior sister is a double cultivator!
The new article "After Singing for the Mermaid Boss [Western Fantasy]" has been released. Other pre-orders below are also welcome to support! [Daily Report from Another World: I was betrayed by my blood relatives and fell into the realm of light. I v50 will help me get my revenge. After killing my father and becoming a god, I will make you a super dependent! ——From a deep-sea creature who wishes to remain nameless (ip: the series next door is in progress)] [Cultivation Newsletter: A disciple of a demon sect at the bottom of a cliff picked up a suspiciously handsome dragon Aotian, who was suspected of being poisoned by love. It is reported that the demon wants to send Long Aotian to the little palace master to celebrate, and the details will be moved to "The Witch of Misfortune and the Son of Luck HE"] [Cultivation Information (bl chapter): An unknown elder lost a koi carp, and the murderer seemed to be a cat demon. A large reward was offered. For details, see "Dressing as a Villain and Catching Fish"] [Earthly news: A certain Beijing inn has vacant rooms for rent. If you are interested, please contact "I Collected Rent in Ancient Times"] [Cultivation Science and Technology News: Cang Yanhua and Chu Xiaowan, disciples of the Xujing Sect, played the "CP 100 Questions to Each Other" mini-game in the "Earth Flavor Extras Collection". Interested fellow Taoists can go and watch~]
Emmm… I don't know why the brain automatically transforms "a person possessed and toyed by the Mind Eater" into a body that has been toyed with by the Mind Eater (?°?°?)???