Blaise Zabini, an utterly ordinary Slytherin student, always thought he had never attracted as much hatred as his classmate Malfoy. Then one morning, he woke up to find his dormitory decorated with an eerie sort of lavish elegance.
Blaise: ...Why didn't I know there was a holiday today?
Malfoy, whom he could barely call a friend, wore a standard-issue terrifying smile. In a girlish voice, he drawled, "Blaise, you're going to be late. A refined Slytherin always arrives three minutes early. That's gentlemanly conduct."
Blaise: ? Since when do Slytherins have to be refined gentlemen? Was that refined when you grabbed Potter???
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Ron Weasley always thought he had never been in the spotlight like his friend Harry. Then one morning, he woke up to find his dormitory in complete disarray.
Ron: ...Was the boys' dorm robbed?
And that wasn't all. Every Slytherin had become as prim and proper as a girl, speaking in a sarcastic, snide way. Meanwhile, the Gryffindors had all suddenly lost their minds and started insulting Slytherin. The Slytherin students just looked unfazed and began using potion names as insults.
Ron: EXM? As someone who's bad at Potions, I feel personally attacked.
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At last, Blaise noticed that the Gryffindors weren't all going around hating people like maniacs, and Ron spotted a Slytherin who could insult someone without calling them a "troll" or a "broomstick."
Their eyes met passionately across the crowd, and they threw their arms around each other
Blaise & Ron: Finally, a normal person!
Theme: Against the "pure-blood aristocracy" doctrine of Slytherin
As everyone (referring to some of my colleagues) knows, the food in our noble and elegant Snake House and the rough-lipped Lion House next door must be different (said proudly in an aria)
Vana, you actually opened a new trap (and the original one has also been discontinued [Ghostly Eyes]
Okay, it tastes like that hahahahahahaha looking forward to the follow-up
Madam, madam, madam, when will you update?
What has poor Slytherin been written about by those fan fiction writers who brag about the Snake Yard?
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What kind of nonsense is this? Looking for recommendations?
Yazi looks so sexy