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As my first serious long-form Danmei article, this article helped me gradually learn how to write. However, its shortcomings were also very obvious. Because there was no outline, many plots were handled immaturely and logic was abandoned. What I wanted to express was also confusing. In essence, I still wanted to bring you a pleasant little story. Thank you for your tolerance, thank you for reading, I wish you a happy reading, and if you are unhappy while reading, please exit in time.
★Pre-receipt of the article "Powerful Minister x Powerful Minister" please collect it~
Copywriting of this article:
Five years ago, Li Sijiu traveled to ancient times and was bound to a demon concubine system.
System: Confuse the harem! Become a demon concubine! Earn favor points! Reach the pinnacle of life!
Li Sijiu was full of enthusiasm: OK! Go! !
In order to improve himself, he worked hard, studied hard, and made meritorious deeds, and finally became a famous... General.
System: ... Help.
After struggling on the frontier for five years, he finally returned to Beijing and was summoned by the emperor. The emperor asked Li Sijiu: "What do you want? I will reward you."
Li Sijiu plopped down and knelt on the ground: "Your Majesty, I have finally waited for this day. I want to enter your harem!"
Little Emperor: "... Okay."
Civil and military officials: Pupil earthquake. Jpg
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After entering the harem, Li Sijiu felt sorry for the little emperor while tearfully confusing the harem.
Today, the competition for favor will make the other concubines half-dead. Tomorrow, they will eat the peacocks sent by the neighboring countries.
Li Sijiu worries that he will be beheaded every day.
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The little emperor Yu Xiujin was actually reborn once.
Last time he refused Li Sijiu's request to enter the palace, and Li Sijiu was angry and rebelled.
Yu Xiujin was shocked. He never knew that Li Sijiu was so affectionate towards him.
Simply let him enter the palace this time and comfort him to avoid any trouble.
Yu Xiujin was heartbroken, but she had to press Li Sijiu's head into her arms and praised with tears: "Well done, I don't feel bad at all."
Demining:
1. This article is fictional and may contain bugs. It is mainly about love and is supplemented by logic.
2. It's a sand sculpture, just enjoy reading it~
3. Attacker and sufferer are both very cute, their body and mind belong to each other, 1v1
4. Shou is a straight man and naive. Force is greater than brain power. His brain circuit has been clear for a long time, but his boyfriend has a strong sense of security.
5. The emperor attacks general x and accepts it, Li Sijiu is the one who accepts it
6. Not giving birth to a child, but having a child (high-tech product)
★Recommend gay friend's Fat Ancient Dan Xiu Xian's novel "Beauty Master Tear Off the Cannon Fodder Script [Through the Book]" by There is a Pond in the Belly, the fried chicken looks good and the fried chicken smells good★
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"After the Sand Sculpture Dressed Up as a Beautiful Idiot"
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Chen Fang slipped into a plot novel.
The person with the same name as him in the novel is the most handsome and the most favored little prince in the whole book.
He is also an invincible idiot villain.
The original owner was in control of heaven and earth, and because his father liked him the most, he scolded the prince today, beat the young marquis tomorrow, and tied up the eunuch with the palm print the day after tomorrow for humiliation.
Everyone in this book is coveting the throne, but their only common goal is to kill the original owner first.
Chen Fang wore it one year before the old emperor died.
As soon as the old emperor dies, he will be tortured and killed by these people, and his death will be as miserable as possible.
Chen Fang burst into tears.
In order to survive, Chen Fang pretended to be a fool.
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Gu Feiyi, the eunuch who holds the seal of the emperor, is the dictator of the government.
Suddenly one day, everyone started running around telling each other: The little prince has become an idiot!
Gu Feiyi thought, it must be a conspiracy.
When he went to check, he saw Chen Fang squatting on the ground kneading mud, his eyes dull and his face full of blankness.
Everyone in the imperial city was shrewd, so Gu Feiyi, who had never seen a fool before, felt a little curious.
He took out a piece of pastry from his arms and asked Chen Fang, "Do you want to eat it?"
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Chen Fang ate.
Gu Feiyi felt the joy of feeding.
He thought, instead of killing it, he would just keep it for two days for fun.
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At first, Gu Feiyi felt that she was just raising a waste, then Gu Feiyi felt that she was raising a pet, and then Gu Feiyi felt that she was simply raising a stupid son.
In the end, Gu Feiyi discovered to her horror that her fatherly love for Chen Fang had deteriorated.
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Excerpts from "Notes on Raising Idiots":
1. Idiots are different from ordinary people. They eat three large bowls of white rice for every meal.
2. Idiots sometimes pick things up randomly on the ground
3. But the idiot can take a shower and relieve himself, so the future is bright.
The ruthless and gloomy but curious eunuch X is sunny but his brain circuit is not normal.
Intention: Even if you are in trouble, you must continue to fight and shine. Your efforts will always be rewarded.
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ヾ(??▽?)ノ
A couple destined to be a perfect match! !
I checked it out again, it looks great!
Oh my god, when I was reading another article, I came in from the author's column. As I looked at it, I found that the plot of this book looked familiar. After a closer look, I realized that I had actually read it? ! Still fully booked? ! ! ! This wave is so satisfying, hehe