[Main story complete] Coming soon: The Joys of Being a Rich Family's Cast-Off Wife, Which You Wouldn't Understand / The Matchmaker Descends from Heaven, Exposes Scumbags and Becomes Famous
Blurb:
The four-year-old princess of the Zhou dynasty, treasured above all others, woke up one day in the body of a pitiful little stray.
Ningning was bound to a fussy System. She could only go home after completing its character-setting tasks.
Ningning tilted her head. "What's fussy? I don't know how to do that."
But when someone pinched her cheek because she was so cute, she instantly turned fierce and snapped, "How dare you pinch the princess's face! What punishment do you deserve?"
The System was dumbfounded. So she's a terminal case of princess syndrome! I stand corrected!
The hit variety show Daddy Boot Camp announced its lineup, and one pair of civilian guests turned out to be top tycoon Ling Xiaohan and a stray toddler?
The internet was stunned.
Was she his illegitimate daughter, or was some heartless rich man using a homeless child to build a charitable image?
When the show began, Ling Xiaohan was mired in scandal, and his attitude toward the little stray was much too cold. No one had high hopes for this fake father-daughter pair.
But gradually, things started to seem off.
Ningning was spoiled and picky, and easily developed allergies. She needed Daddy to coax her into eating, so Ling Xiaohan rolled up his sleeves and taught himself to cook, transforming into a chef trained by a Michelin master. The audience was drooling!
Netizens: Posting food porn in the middle of the night is criminal!
Ningning needed a story to fall asleep, and it had to be a new one every time. Ling Xiaohan wrote his own fairy tales, with Princess Ningning as the heroine of every story!
Netizens: A fairy-tale genius whose talent was wasted on being rich!
A handsome little boy gave Ningning flowers. She brought them home to show Ling Xiaohan, who darkened his expression. The next day, he gave the little princess a luxurious garden!
Netizens: Aaaah, big shot, do you need another daughter? My whole family is available!
The audience finally understood. These weren't a pitiful little stray and her cold father at all. They were a fussy little princess and her fiercely proud, doting dad!
In the final episode, each child wrote a thank-you letter to their father and gave him a score. They were told to be sincere and truthful, without exaggerating or making anything up.
Ningning: "Thank you, my billionaire daddy. Ningning gives you 99 points. Keep up the good work!"
The netizens were green with envy: The little dumpling is showing off her dad, while I show off my sugar tangerines! I ate three pounds through my tears!
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Later, the little one became a huge star online and was dubbed the God of Wealth's mascot. Fans could never get enough of the father-daughter duo's everyday life.
Some people wondered how the little girl could be so naturally lovable and fussy, making everyone want to spoil her rotten.
Ningning tilted her head. "You might not believe me, but it's the princess's innate talent."
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*A healing, cozy, silly variety show about a father and daughter. The original male and female leads are not vilified.
*The mother will appear later.
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Coming soon: The Joys of Being a Rich Family's Cast-Off Wife, Which You Wouldn't Understand
Blurb:
After going through 996 quick transmigration worlds, Chu Mingxiao was sent to a retirement world to enjoy herself.
The day she arrived was her wedding day.
Her chaebol husband, whom she'd married by agreement, said, "All I can give you is money. Don't expect anything else."
Chu Mingxiao: Great!
Where else could she find a perfect husband who worked hard to earn money for his wife to spend, but didn't expect her to have children?
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Before marriage, Chu Mingxiao had been a troublemaker who did whatever she pleased.
To keep her from causing trouble, Fu Yuncheng told the butler to report on her regularly.
On the second day of their marriage, the butler said, "Sir, Madam bought an island."
Fu Yuncheng: "You don't need to report such trivial things anymore."
A week later, the butler said, "Madam and the First Madam have sworn sisterhood. They play cards and go shopping together every day now."
Fu Yuncheng thought for a moment. The First Madam was his mother.
Did that mean he'd have to call Chu Mingxiao Auntie from now on???
A month later, the butler said, "The show Madam invested in, Traveling with a Handsome Younger Guy, is a hit. It has made five hundred million."
Fu Yuncheng: "How much did it make?"
Fu Yuncheng: "Wait, who on earth is she traveling with?"
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Chu Mingxiao took Fu Yuncheng's mother to an island she'd bought with his money, where she filmed a romantic travel show with a bunch of handsome younger guys.
Old Fu angrily confronted Young Fu: "Your wife ran off with my wife!"
Young Fu was angry too: "Why didn't you keep your wife in line?"
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During the show, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, once mocked by high society as cast-off wives, were being interviewed.
The mother-in-law: "My old man? Hmph. I've been looking at that old face for decades. I'm sick of it!"
Chu Mingxiao: "My husband? No idea who he is. Don't know him, we're not close, but he's a good person."
That night, a hashtag shot straight to number one on the trending list, making countless people jealous.
#The Joys of Being a Rich Family's Cast-Off Wife, Which You Wouldn't Understand#
Coming soon 2: The Matchmaker Descends from Heaven, Exposes Scumbags and Becomes Famous [Metaphysics]
Matchmaker Lin Tang had served for three thousand years. After failing her retirement evaluation, she was sent down to the mortal realm to help all the lovesick men and women caught in complicated relationships get through their romantic trials.
When she arrived, the original Lin Tang was embroiled in scandal. She had fought with her sister over a fiance, then died after being driven to a breakdown by online harassment.
Lin Tang: Tsk. Getting killed over a scumbag really isn't worth it.
She saw complicated red strings connecting her fake heiress sister and her fiance. Each of them had several other fish on the line.
Lin Tang tied their strings into a knot herself.
What a perfectly matched pair of scumbags. May you be bound together forever.
The Heart-Pounding Season was the year's most popular dating show. As soon as it began airing, Lin Tang was ridiculed by everyone.
Comments: Has the director gone mad? Why invite some disgraced celebrity?
Wait, why is Lin Tang approaching the guests? What's that glowing thing in her hand?
Help! She's about to cause trouble!
At that moment, Lin Tang showed each guest the QR-code business card glowing in her hand. "Hi, I'm a professional at finding true love and identifying scumbags. Want to check out Matchmaker App?"
The director, who'd planned to use Lin Tang as a laughingstock to stir up buzz: "..." Are you here to steal my business?
Netizens looked down on Lin Tang, thinking she was making a fool of herself.
But before long, more than half of the guests' carefully crafted personas collapsed. Their love lives were a mess, and some had even broken the law.
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Holy crap!!! Is Lin Tang really that accurate?
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Before long, Matchmaker App became an online sensation, earning rave reviews and a 100 percent user satisfaction rating.
"That piece of trash spent my money and still cheated on me. I'll never forgive him!"
"The master's red-string bracelet for finding your destined match is incredible! All my rotten romances have disappeared!"
"When are you opening up invitation codes? I'm crying, please save this single person who's never been in a relationship!"
Along with the app, Matchmaker Lin Tang herself became famous.
Business tycoons, renowned professors, actresses plagued by bad luck... They all lined up for her invitation codes.
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After the fake heiress sister and her fiance got married, their life became a complete mess. They fought every day and couldn't even get divorced.
One day, they shamelessly came to Lin Tang, crying and begging for her help.
Lin Tang's fingers gently tugged at the red string she was tying. She said coolly, "Everyone has their own fate. We were never meant to be."
Theme: Take responsibility for your own life
It's a hell-level mission right from the start. It's really amazing, hahaha.
It's cool for women to be in power. Both parties are descendants of the royal family.
It's a critical hit when it comes up, hahahahahahahahaha
Is this the end of the text? ? ? Not enough
Could it be that the little emperor is Ling Xiaohan?
Instantly promoted several generations
So they are blood descendants? ? Or the offspring of an adopted child?
Why does it feel so unfinished? It has no beginning or end.
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It's gone! ! ! I can't bear to leave Zaizai! ! !