[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Every Day I Come Home to Find Another Boss

After a tiring day, Zuo Richen came home and found someone new in his bachelor apartment.

Lowly little vampire: Yo, Bread, you're back.

Ultimate Lifeform win guy: I'll give you one chance to explain yourself.

Dumb Dio: Wry! Chen, do you love me or Jotaro?

Bo Ryo Kage: This might sound a bit lewd, but when I first saw you...

Italian lady: Zuo Richen! Do you love me or do you love Doppio?

Zuo Richen at first: Dame, dame, dame yo, dame dame yo.

Zuo Richen after some character development: I fucking love Jolyne more.

Then one day, Jotaro showed up.

Jotaro: Yare, Zuo!

Zuo Richen: Don't Ora me!

[Notes]

A goofy comedy.

The protagonist's feelings for Jolyne are like a fan's feelings for a fictional character.

The Part Five boss, anime-only fan.

No couples in the main story, with multiple endings.

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