I Stirred Up a Den of Goofy Cats

Pei Qi took a job at a cute-pet influencer agency with only one employee, hoping to find a job where he could slack off. What's it like being the only employee in the whole company? Pei Qi: Thanks for asking. The boss is gorgeous, but I'm always ready to quit and run. His job is to turn his stunningly beautiful boss's ugly cat into a top-tier star. Pei Qi gazes at his boss's beauty and secretly swoons over his wife like the hopeless pretty-boy enthusiast he is. But when he looks at the boss's ugly cat, he can only manage a humble smile and suffer in despair. Boss, your cat is every bit as scruffy as you are beautiful. How on earth are we supposed to make this cat an influencer?! It's like I've stumbled into a whole den of ridiculous cats! Just as he was secretly slacking off and collecting his paycheck, the company's feline stars transformed: one into a Western dragon, the other into a Taotie. Pei Qi: Huh? Pei Qi turned around. His stunningly beautiful boss, tall and long-legged, broad-shouldered and slender-waisted, with peach-blossom eyes, pale skin, and long straight hair, smiled faintly and began to reveal his true self. Chubby, round, fluffy, and orange, the big cat was mighty, with a wonderfully plump figure. Pei Qi backed away again and again. "I only want to slack off and be a humble wage slave. Your company is way over my head, I..." The beautiful boss's orange hair fluttered. "A monthly salary of one hundred thousand." "...Your company may be way over my head, but I can still do a backflip!" Later: The cats signed to this cute-pet agency became top-tier stars across the internet, and billions of silly netizens went wild for them. Famous domestic and international brands selling cat food, litter, and toys paid big money to book them for commercials. Award-winning film directors and acclaimed filmmakers invited the cats to make cameo appearances in TV dramas and movies. Pei Qi, the agency's young and promising CEO, was interviewed at the company's listing press conference. "...How did we succeed? I don't know either." "The cats are naturally gifted. I just lie back and win." - In the age of the supernatural, the winds of change were rising, and a chaotic era began, with demons and monsters appearing in the world. Yet the demon king who had everyone's attention was secretly running a cute-pet influencer agency. Boss: "If you want to take human form as soon as possible, you know what you need to do, right?" Little monsters: "Meditate and cultivate! Fight for the treasures of heaven and earth! Capture humans and make them our slaves, awooo!" Boss: "No, no. The first step to becoming a legal spirit is to make reaction images." Then become influencer cats and film cat food commercials. Little monsters: "...??" Pei Qi, working for them nearby, put on a weary customer-service smile. Hello, boss. Hello, boss's little ones. Pay me fifty thousand a month, and I'll work myself to the bone. Pay me a hundred thousand, and this company is my home; your little ones are my little ones. #Give me a male wife, give me a male mom# Reader's guide: 1. A silly story, a child-rearing story, a money-making story. Like a refreshing soda on a hot summer day. 2. Success in both career and love. Pei Qi is the bottom, the boss is the top. A pretty-boy-loving wage slave x the most powerful and beautiful great demon on Earth. Just dive in. 3. Get to know me. Call me Jiangjiang~ - Next up, I'll be writing The King of Showing Off Never Reveals His Secret Identity, which is in my author profile. Here's the blurb. Please add it to your to-read list, mwah! Blurb: Xie Yuexiu is a veteran drama queen. After completing S-rank face-slapping and showing-off missions in five quick transmigration worlds, he returned home and picked up his "Secret Identity System." This prodigal went straight out to sea, never looking back. At first, Xie Yuexiu only played out tales of love and hate; later, he started running an entire shell organization. The radiance of the King of Showing Off was dazzling. Things gained spirits and took human form inside the Wang Xizhi Calligraphy Museum; simplified and traditional Chinese characters fought fiercely by West Lake. The national-treasure bronze sword sang loudly in the middle of the night, while the electronic chime bells next door took human form and started cursing... The Rabbit Nation: I don't understand, but I am deeply shaken. And overjoyed. And making connections with the black technology of the interstellar world. While Xie Yuexiu was swaggering around, content in his own company, among the countless ardent gazes fixed on him, one remained clear and gentle. Beneath your different faces, I fall in love with the same brilliant soul. - No secret identity revealed, silly story. Xie Yuexiu: A drama queen who loves showing off + equipped with a System and having the time of his life + secretly subsidizing the Rabbit Nation, but never revealing his secret identity Jiang Qi: A sunny, pure-hearted virgin + constantly wondering if he's so fickle that he falls for everyone he meets + but actually, he's always in love with the same person All right, sisters, Jiangjiang has said all there is to say. I'm off! Theme: Don't give up when facing hardship. As long as you persevere, you'll eventually succeed.