The Metaphysics Master Dreams of Having Haters

[Important note] This is an early work by the author, an old-school supernatural fantasy novel. The male lead is just a background character in a brainless, feel-good story with little logic! The characters aren't based on real people, so don't associate them with anyone in the Chinese entertainment industry! The story may not align with today's values, so read at your own discretion! Supernatural master Chu Yanxiao was so accurate at fortune-telling and revealed so many secrets of heaven that she was always poor. She never expected to die and transmigrate into the body of an even poorer C-list actress who had just debuted! She was also bound to a "Get Haters, Get the World" System. System: "Collect 88.88 million haters and you'll get a black card with no spending limit!" Chu Yanxiao, who was sick of being poor: "All I have to do is make people hate me? How hard can that be!" So she started doing one outrageous thing after another. She heard fans were protective, so she went down the supertopic rankings, read each person's fortune, and exposed anyone with questionable character who had done terrible things. She heard people hated shamelessly promoted celebrities, so she took every resource she could and loudly bragged that she had bought her way into the cast. She heard people couldn't stand humblebragging, so she carefully considered every word she said, making sure every sentence was a humblebrag. She heard that Emperor Feng's fans hated seeing him paired up with other celebrities, so she made a point of expressing her fondness for him whenever she could. Chu Yanxiao thought that after doing so many outrageous things, she would soon have enough haters to complete her mission, become a rich and beautiful woman, and reach the peak of her life. But could someone please explain! Why had she done everything listed in the Zhihu post "What Do Celebrities Do That Makes People Hate Them Most" and still failed to gain a single hater, instead attracting a whole bunch of die-hard fans? She had even been hailed online as the [Entertainment Industry's Judge]! Even more absurdly, Emperor Feng actually took her seriously?! Chu Yanxiao: "???" I know it sounds unbelievable, but I was just trying to get your fans to hate me... Coming soon: [Surprise! My Anti-Scam App Has Gained Sentience!] Tang Yuan never dreamed that the anti-scam app she had casually downloaded to help with community outreach would actually gain sentience! The sentient anti-scam app: "Your forehead is dark. You may not have long to live. If you want to survive, you have to work with me to promote anti-scam awareness!" Tang Yuan: "? With all due respect, you sound like a scam to me!" After figuring out that the anti-scam app wasn't lying, Tang Yuan, a graduate of the animation department at Beijing Film Academy, returned to her old line of work. She made animated shorts about different scams and uploaded them to Douyin, while using the app's "Nearby Unlucky People" feature to find victims and patiently warn them: "That's a pyramid scheme! Don't believe them!" "Isn't this a pig-butchering scam? They're trying to steal your money!" "That's a classic Ponzi scheme. You'd have to be crazy to believe them!" At first, nobody cared about her animations, and the victims who were being brainwashed were stubborn too. "That company is totally legitimate. How could it be a pyramid scheme!" "Get lost! Pig-butchering, cow-butchering, whatever! What would a little girl like you know!" "What nonsense are you talking about? You're getting in the way of me making money!" But unexpectedly, one day the authorities reposted her anti-scam animation. She even became an officially endorsed "Anti-Scam Ambassador," and the entire entertainment industry competed to voice her animations. Scammers would come up with a new trick, and within days they'd find a cracked version of the very same scam they had painstakingly developed on Douyin. It was so fast, it was as if there were a mole on their team. Scammers (Sabeining breathing oxygen): "I've got something to say, but I don't know if I should say it." The victims who hadn't believed her before were filled with regret and beat their chests in anguish. "They really were running a pyramid scheme/pig-butchering scam/Ponzi scheme! If only I'd listened to that girl! Waaah, my money!" The completed novel [The Fake Heiress Gets By with Sarcastic Remarks] is available to read. Pei Ying transmigrated into a story about a real and fake heiress, becoming the cannon-fodder fake heiress, Pei Ying. In the original novel, the heroine, Pei Yicheng, was a beautiful and kind real heiress. The fake heiress constantly targeted her, making a huge scene until she eventually brought about her own downfall. After Pei Ying transmigrated and absorbed the plot, she thought: There's no way I'm bringing about my own death. Isn't being alive great? Just then, two mechanical voices sounded in her mind: "Congratulations, Host! You've bound yourself to the Sarcastic Remarks System. You need to insult Pei Yicheng 100 times to escape your tragic ending!" "Money-Spending System successfully bound. To stay alive, spend 10 billion!" Pei Ying: "???" And so... When Pei Yicheng was robbed of a role, Pei Ying said, "You're taking a flop like that? Are you trying to become unpopular even faster?" Then she casually invested in a big-budget film and specified that Pei Yicheng be cast as the lead. Pei Yicheng: "Waaah, big sister is so good to me!" When Pei Yicheng was robbed of an endorsement, Pei Ying said, "You couldn't even beat someone for an endorsement like that? Go home, wash up, and go to bed!" Then she immediately handed her a luxury brand endorsement several tiers above the one she'd lost. Pei Yicheng: "Big sister is so cute when she's all bark and no bite!" When Pei Yicheng's dress was cut before she went on stage, Pei Ying said, "It's a good thing it's ruined. Your flat chest couldn't fill out that dress anyway!" Then she immediately brought out a ridiculously expensive dress, custom-made exclusively by an internationally renowned designer. Pei Yicheng: "Big sister cares about me so much! She even knows my exact measurements!" Pei Ying spent every day doting on the real heiress, spending money on her and standing up for her. The netizens never got the catfight between the real and fake heiresses that they expected. Instead, they started shipping "Yingcheng." Gu Jingxing finally couldn't take it anymore. He suddenly appeared during one of Pei Ying's livestreams and said, "Pei Ying is mine. Please stop shipping her with other people." Netizens: "???" #The sister ship is the best! No stinky men breaking up my ship!# #Even a powerful big shot like you can't do that!# Theme: Work hard and get rich as soon as possible!