Song Zhao wears the book.
Bad news: He's dressed as a secret guard for the book's villain, the Tyrant. The tyrant was tyrannical and cruel, killing people without blinking an eye. Song Zhao felt that he was in danger.
Good news: He is bound to a Bagua system, and he eats melon every day until he gets carried away and feels happy.
At the palace banquet, singing and dancing were added to the entertainment, and all the ministers were fascinated.
Song Zhao was hiding in the dark, chatting with the Bagua system.
[Xiaoba, look, did the dancer at the back forget her moves? It's so obvious. The tyrant must have seen it and wouldn't kill her because of it, right?
Xiaoba: [Host, that is not a dancing girl, but a killer, and she is here to assassinate the tyrant tonight!
Song Zhao: [What! Will he succeed in the assassination? As a secret guard, will I lose my head if I don't protect myself well? The tyrant will die as soon as he dies, please don't involve me...]
Jamel Xiao:...?
In the court hall, state affairs were discussed, and all the ministers cried.
Song Zhao was hiding in the back, complaining about the Bagua system.
[Xiaoba Xiaoba, why are they so poor? Has the tyrant emptied the treasury? Violent and poor, no wonder the country will be destroyed in the end.
Xiaoba: [Host, it's not that the tyrant has emptied the treasury, but that there are traitorous officials who are corrupt and wantonly amassing wealth.
Song Zhao: [Who is it? The corrupt official's wealth must be richer than the national treasury. Do you think I would be discovered if I went to collect gold and silver at night?
Jamel Xiao:...?
In the emperor's palace, the tyrant sleeps alone.
Song Zhao squatted on the beam and had fun with the Bagua system.
[Xiao Ba, tell me quickly, is he not good enough to be a tyrant? Otherwise, why don't you have any concubines? Is there some hidden illness?
Xiaoba: [Host, the original book says that the tyrant already has a crush on someone, and the other party is a man, so he may not be interested in women.
Song Zhao: [I'll go, it's so exciting! The tyrant actually has a sweetheart, or is it a man? It's so infatuated to keep one's body intact for a man... You won't be a virgin until the day you die, right?
Jamel Xiao: Ha.
When a tyrant smiles, life or death is uncertain.
Song Zhao panicked: [Xiaoba, is the tyrant laughing?
Xiaoba: [Yes.
Song Zhao panicked: [Xiaoba, is he looking at me?
Xiaoba: [Right...]
Song Zhao quickly hid himself, poked his head out for a while, and then looked at the tyrant.
The tyrant beckoned to him and said, "Come down."
The tyrant patted the dragon's bed and said, "Come up."
Song Zhao was forced to lie on the dragon bed. After one night, his legs became weak, his eyes were dull, his cheeks were red, and his hands were trembling...
[Host, are you okay?
Not gone.
How do you feel?
[It's... Quite cool.
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Note: Gong has no other sweetheart, and Gong is subject to SC physical and mental 1v1.
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Intention: Be cautious when eating melons.