You Look Delicious

When the Guanghan Palace suddenly went bankrupt, Bai Shengsheng was kicked down to the mortal realm and became a diligent wage-earner.

Bai Shengsheng has a special constitution that aids cultivation. Eating her can grant immortality.

She's also incredibly weak in a fight.

The monsters who want to eat her line up all the way from Jingzhou to France.

Yet she remains safe and sound, day after day.

The renowned High God of the Three Realms is her guardian.

The Dragon Clan's crown prince wants to marry her and make her his crown princess.

The Underworld's Judge tries to sweet-talk and trick her into going with him.

Even the half-demon god who once laid waste to heaven and earth now helps her chop wood and build a house, sword in hand.

The monsters roar from afar: "Go on, try eating her!"

As the number of rivals grows, the High God lifts his eyes slightly. "Who are they?"

Bai Shengsheng clutches her medical texts and writes furiously, without even looking up. "My patients."

Dragon Crown Prince: :-)

Judge: ?

Half-Demon God: ...

In the end, their love was misplaced.

* One-on-one romance, each other's first love

* Guanghan Palace mascot x the world's number-one child-protecting High God

* A mountain of headcanons

* I made it all up, so don't take it too seriously

------Coming Soon------

Has the Fandom's Ideal Man Divorced Yet?

Six years after Ji Qinghuan's debut, the first time she trended alongside a man was when she announced her engagement.

She was easygoing. At school, she never skipped class or got into fights, and after starting work, she devoted herself to honing her acting skills.

She never appeared on variety shows or got caught up in dating rumors. She was the fandom's ideal woman, with an unmatched aura.

So when she learned her family had arranged a fiancé for her, she agreed without a second thought.

On the day of the engagement banquet, the media and reporters surrounded the venue, but her fiancé didn't show up at all.

Before long, the personal details of the man who had stood Ji Qinghuan up were dug up from top to bottom.

The moment netizens saw the news, they were dumbfounded.

Ji Qinghuan's fiancé was Bian Wangzhi, a popular entertainer who had only risen to fame in recent years.

Bian Wangzhi was famous for being hated even as he gained popularity.

He acted in a drama, and people insulted him.

He released a song, and people insulted him.

He appeared on a variety show, and people insulted him.

Even when the price of cabbage went up, people found a way to blame him.

And now, there was one more reason to hate him.

Netizens: Your wife is Ji Qinghuan! What could you possibly be unhappy about? Bring me my keyboard!

Ji Qinghuan and Bian Wangzhi were dubbed the entertainment industry's classic pairing of "a flower with cow dung" and topped the list of couples everyone most wanted to see divorce.

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Fans waited and waited, but no divorce announcement came. Instead, a newlywed-couple reality show announced that Ji Qinghuan and Bian Wangzhi would be joining as its final couple.

Netizens: What, is this an inheritance to split before the divorce?

Bian Wangzhi: I'm only on this show because I have no choice. Don't get the wrong idea.

Ji Qinghuan: Okay. Are you hungry?

Bian Wangzhi: ...

The two were awkward together on the show, and there were so many things to criticize that their already unpopular marriage was in even worse shape.

The CP fans scavenged for scraps in the wreckage, shipping them until their mouths were bloody.

Both fandoms demanded that the production team replace the couple. Even dogs shook their heads after watching the show.

The production team cowered as they watched the preview of the latest episode they'd finished editing.

Bian Wangzhi's fluffy head was buried in the hollow of Ji Qinghuan's shoulder. His pointed canine rested against her collarbone as he called her "older sister" in a muffled voice.

He wasn't the arrogant troublemaker of the rumors, nor the domineering, wolfish man his fans described. His eyes and heart were full of her.

The next moment, the camera was covered. All they could hear was Bian Wangzhi's low voice: "Older sister, I'm hungry. May I?"

Production team: Could the two of you give us some footage we can actually air?

Netizens: Why cover the camera! What could there be that our esteemed VIPs can't watch?

Older woman-younger man romance / married first, love later / Treating the production team like outsiders / Real couples really are different / Patch together another episode

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