Don't Pick Up a Boyfriend from the Trash Heap [Crossover]

After a disastrous breakup with the black-mud bandage freak and the cotton-candy enthusiast,

Nagasawa Kanae picked up a homeless young man.

Blue hair, heterochromia, and such a gentle personality. He looked like the kind of kindhearted fellow who couldn't even bring himself to step on an ant.

A few months into their relationship, Nagasawa Kanae swore to her friends, including an information broker and an unemployed god:

"Mahito-kun is obviously a good kid. I really, really like him."

Then her smiling boyfriend killed her on the spot.

After coming back to life, Kanae couldn't accept what had happened, so she decided to reload her save and try for love a fourth time.

This time, she fell in love at first sight with the frail young nobleman from her employer's family.

Nagasawa Kanae was overjoyed: "Sickly is good, sickly is wonderful. A sickly man won't be abusive."

But three months into their relationship, her frail boyfriend transformed into the Demon King and cruelly murdered his former lover.

After resurrecting once again, Nagasawa Kanae finally understood: Her bloody, tearful love life had taught her not to pick boyfriends out of a pile of trash! Scumbags don't deserve love!

This time, she would keep her eyes open! The best boyfriend of the twenty-first century was just up ahead!

But alas, the unexpected happens, and a love rivals showdown was ultimately unavoidable.

Ex-boyfriend A, completely satisfied: "Little Kanae called me the best boyfriend of the twenty-first century. We really were fated to die together!"

Ex-boyfriend B: "The twenty-first century is going to end at my hands. Accept your fate, Little Kanae."

Ex-boyfriend C: "We haven't even broken up yet. Does this count as cheating, Kanae?"

Ex-boyfriend D, face dark: "Why does the best boyfriend of the tenth century not even get a mention?!"

+ Endgame pairing undecided

+ Out of character, with mountains of headcanon

+ Kanae's taste in men: if her exes invest in something, she buys the opposite. A seaside mansion is guaranteed.

Theme: Independence, strength, and courage.