Open Up, Brother, I'm a Doctor.

*Just tossing around ideas. Everything may change before the story begins. The person Xu Xiluo hated most in this life was Ren Ye. The first time he met Ren Ye, he was mistaken for someone collecting protection money and taken in for questioning. The second time he met Ren Ye, he was trying to rid the world of evil, but was mistaken for a pervert. The third time he met Ren Ye, his electric scooter collided with a car. He fell down an embankment and slid a full meter on his butt. Xu Xiluo was sprawled on the road, half of his belt in Ren Ye's hand, half his bloody, mangled butt exposed. As everyone gathered around to stare and gossip, he was so furious he could have committed a crime. - Ren Ye was a doctor, and also deeply closeted. He felt terribly guilty about causing a certain man's butt to hurt so badly that he couldn't get out of bed, and wanted to take responsibility. But Xu Xiluo wouldn't give him the chance. When Ren Ye went to visit him, Xu Xiluo was so furious he could barely see straight. He forced himself up despite his injured butt just to hit him. When Ren Ye texted to ask how he was, Xu Xiluo called him back, cursed him out for a full thirty minutes, then blocked him. After being kicked out of the hospital room for the third time, Ren Ye sighed outside the door. "It's no good refusing treatment just because you're embarrassed. Open the door and let me take a look at your butt..." Xu Xiluo roared, "Get lost!" - Xu Xiluo had had his fortune told. The fraud had said a calamity awaited him after he turned thirty. He'd calculated everything he could, but never imagined it would be a romantic calamity. Watching Ren Ye's frugal, home-loving figure, he recalled every rotten thing he'd ever done, but still couldn't figure out what sin he'd committed to end up dating this idiot. Xu Xiluo held back, then couldn't anymore. "Hey. Why are you chasing me, anyway?" Ren Ye turned his head. "Didn't I tell you? I have to take responsibility for your butt." Xu Xiluo: "..." Damn it, what an idiot. Straight-faced nonsense-spewing, pretending he's straight despite being anything but, true to his heart gong x Hypocritical optimist, two-faced, gloomy shut-in shou Doctor gong x teacher shou Theme: A neurotic's love is unbreakable