They All Say You Love Me

Fine, I'm not pretty, I'm not talented, and I'm mean and impatient. So what? You can stop bothering me. You can despise me completely, even look down on me! Why waste your precious time, more valuable than gold, arguing with me?

You don't know either?! Oh! Do you know what they all say? They say you're in love with me!

You think they're crazy! Right, I think they're crazy too, so crazy they can't even remember their own names. Isn't that right?

That must be it!!!

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