The Handsome Bottom Turned My Straight Roommate Gay

[A little ridiculous, read with caution] Luo Han's roommate is straight and, for certain reasons, intensely homophobic. But Luo Han himself is gay, and secretly has a crush on his roommate. To keep his roommate from hating him even more, he has no choice but to suffer the pain of loving someone he can't have all by himself. At first, they make their boundaries crystal clear. His roommate won't even look him in the eye. "I hate gay people." After a while His roommate glances at him and says awkwardly, "Even though I hate gay people, I can make an exception for you. How about we try being friends?" Later His roommate says, as if it's only natural, "Well, we're friends now, so surely we can hold hands, right?" After they've gotten seriously involved His roommate, red-faced and angry, says, "Why can't a straight guy kiss another guy? Are you looking down on straight men?" After his roommate makes an exception for the Nth time His roommate sticks to him like glue and won't let go. "My wife is so beautiful, my wife smells so good. I want to kiss my little wife..." Luo Han: "????" Their carefully cultivated friendship has fallen apart??! "No, no, think carefully. You're straight." "I've turned into an incense coil, thanks." "...Aren't you homophobic?" "You're my one and only exception, wifey. Come cuddle~" "...???" The surprise comes out of nowhere, and Luo Han can't handle it. He needs a few seconds to process, but his roommate doesn't give him any time. He buries his face against Luo Han's neck and inhales his scent. "My wife smells so good. I want to do it with you..." Luo Han's brain shuts down on the spot. Theme: People should keep pushing beyond their limits.