After I Turned into a Little Lamb, My Archenemy Kissed Me Bald

[A poor, pretty bottom who thinks he's the greatest thing in the world x a haughty, refined young master who's a carnivore at heart]

Bai Yeqiu and Chi Zhouchu were the two most popular male idols at Holy Spirit Academy, and neither could outshine the other. It was said that they'd considered each other sworn enemies for ages, and couldn't even bear to breathe the same air.

It was true that Bai Yeqiu had long been fed up with Chi Zhouchu's fake gentlemanly airs. Whenever they ran into each other on the sports field, in the hallway, in the lab, or even in the men's room, Chi Zhouchu would ignore Bai Yeqiu's furious glares and even flash him a taunting smile.

*

At the academy's annual TRUE+STAR popularity poll, Bai Yeqiu lost to Chi Zhouchu by a single vote. The year before, they'd tied!

Humiliated and furious, Bai Yeqiu then received a challenge from Chi Zhouchu himself. How dare he invite Bai Yeqiu over to his house to settle things man to man!

But before he even reached the battlefield, Bai Yeqiu fainted from hunger after overworking at his part-time job and skipping breakfast.

*

A baffling and earth-shattering incident took place at the Chi family estate: overnight, every plant in the garden was reduced to a bare stalk. When the housekeeper caught the culprit, it was busily munching on an orchid worth a fortune!

Chi Zhouchu looked up and saw the lamb's defiant gaze. It suddenly reminded him of someone.

"Give him that Juliet rose, too."

Chi Zhouchu had cultivated the Juliet rose himself. At the Chelsea Flower Show, it was once valued at a staggering 26 million yuan.

Housekeeper: ???

*

When Bai Yeqiu woke up, he was horrified to discover that he had become a little lamb, and his sworn enemy had become his owner.

What kind of real man would live under someone else's roof? Bai Yeqiu vowed to get himself kicked out as soon as possible!

So...

He deliberately trampled all over the expensive lawn, where Zoysia matrella and Ophiopogon japonicus were planted together.

Chi Zhouchu didn't get mad. He kissed him.

He deliberately burrowed into the walk-in closet and rolled around amid the luxury goods.

Chi Zhouchu didn't get mad. He kissed him.

He deliberately woke Chi Zhouchu up early in the morning by bleating a song.

Chi Zhouchu didn't get mad. He kissed him.

Bai Yeqiu stared at his increasingly bald head by the pond. This guy seriously had something wrong with him.

That night, he sneaked into the bedroom, bounced all over Chi Zhouchu's bed, and stole the covers. But Chi Zhouchu still didn't get mad. He just held him and kissed him.

Then Bai Yeqiu changed back.

As everyone knows, little animals don't wear clothes.

*

Recently, quite a few classmates had noticed that Bai Yeqiu and Chi Zhouchu's relationship had gotten even more hostile. More than once, witnesses claimed to have seen Chi Zhouchu corner Bai Yeqiu, whose eyes were red as if he were about to cry.

Little did they know that a chilling campus clash was unfolding before their eyes!

Chi Zhouchu gripped the slender waist of the boy and whispered into his burning ear, "Be good. One more kiss."

Bai Yeqiu protested, "Wahhh, if you kiss me again, I'll really go bald!"

#Not-so-serious campus story, probably a silly Mary Sue romp

#The bottom doesn't just shed hair, he really does go bald!!!

Theme: No matter what you turn into, you'll always be a precious gem in my eyes