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Xuan Ying is recognized as a pretty good-for-nothing 18th-tier female star. She just wants to be like a Buddhist salted fish and lie down wherever she can.
Until her study room became a spirit, whenever she wanted to eat salted fish, she would be swallowed by the book, and she would be beaten severely in the world of books. She couldn't get out alive without paying a hundred cents.
In the survival competition variety show, while others were panicking and digging for fire, she made a homemade outdoor convex mirror grill and grilled fish on the grill, and the aroma was fragrant.
Audience: "Aren't you a little loser who can only see your face?!"
Xuan Ying: "This is the content of junior high school physics."
It is a pastoral daily variety show. When others are faced with the beautiful scenery of the mountains and rivers, they can go all over the world with just one word.
Xuan Ying composed a poem, which amazed everyone with her skill.
Audience: "??? Didn't you say you didn't graduate from college?"
Xuan Ying: "This book "One Hundred and One Techniques for Composing Poems" is given to you."
Starring in a historical drama, the top-notch genius actor who has always hated the "vase" the most said, "If it doesn't work, leave immediately!"
However, Xuan Ying brought the historical figure to life, surpassing the performance of the talented actor He Anlan!
Xuan Ying: "Great actor, when will you leave?"
Books are the ladder of human progress. When books become refined, they are probably the bulldozer of human progress.
All of a sudden, the whole network was in a frenzy——
#There is only one barbecue grill away from black to pink#
#On how scary the beautiful and educated trash is#
#After falling in love with pretty trash, I got admitted to Tsinghua University#
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Popular Dahua Xuanying was photographed passionately kissing an unknown man late at night. The media asked the movie star, who is not close to women, what he thought of Xuan Ying's keeping a pretty boy seven times a night.
He Anlan corrected: "There are no seven times. Premarital sex is not advisable."
Media: "???"
He Anlan was calm, calm and handsome, "Yes, I am that pretty boy. Yesterday was my ninth proposal. Thank you for your blessing."
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The follow-up article "I became famous all over the Internet after I became more irritable than a naughty child". Please add it to your favorites. Thank you everyone!
Ge Xiao is a hundreds-year-old panda spirit who traveled through time and became a wealthy mother. She indulged and doted on her son. She was scolded as a loving mother with many failed children, and she collapsed and quit the industry.
Mother-in-law: "Although Rongrong is a naughty child, he is innocent and straightforward. You must not yell, hit or scold me."
Ge Xiao's eyes lit up. Do humans actually tolerate naughty children so much?
Doesn't that mean that rocking a car, swinging a thousand-year-old child, and having a cup of milk all belong to Ben Xiong? !
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The whole world knows that Ge Xiao's mother married into a wealthy family based on her son's wealth, and she must be obedient to her parents and children.
During the meal, Rongrong cried and refused to eat. Ge Xiao pushed him away and showed off the fried chicken, barbecue and ice cream with the cries of a naughty child rolling around. From then on, every time it was time to eat, Rongrong came running up and begged to leave some for him.
During the gift-giving session, Rongrong planned to crush the bamboo dragonfly weaved by Ge Xiao, but found that other children had received gifts, and his vicious mother had eaten all the bamboo!
Rongrong, who didn't want to be found out without her mother's pain, choked with tears as she braided a bamboo dragonfly and handed it to Ge Xiao, "Mom, please give me the dragonfly."
During the game session, Rongrong was about to cause trouble, but found that Ge Xiao had snatched someone else's child's rocking chair, and such a big person was rocking it happily.
Rongrong, who found that adults were unreliable, was about to burst into tears. He worked hard to improve himself, and actually won the game and won the title of Best Family.
But what shocked Rongrong the most was that netizens actually loved his vicious mother so much that he went crazy? !
Whether his mother is burping, sleeping, touching her belly... Even when eating, a large group of people cover their faces and shout how cute!
Rongrong: How cute! She is a devil!
#I actually lost the game with my mother#
#You can never imagine the joy of being a naughty child hahaha#
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Ever since he learned that Ge Xiao and Jiao Zhengxu were married by agreement, Rongrong had been thinking about who he would marry if they divorced.
Although she has money with her father, her mother eats a lot and sleeps a lot. She doesn't know how to wash or cook. She is nothing but cute... How will Ge Xiao live without him? !
Jiao Zhengxu asked his secretary, "Has Rongrong thought about it?"
Secretary: "President, the young master has run away with his wife!"
Jiao Zhengxu:? !
Later, even Jiao Zhengxu ran away with his wife.
Later, Jiao Zhengxu took everyone's dream lover Ge Xiao and swore his sovereignty, "You guys give up, Ge Xiao is my wife."
Netizen: Ahhh, draw your sword! Ge Xiao belongs to everyone!
Intention: No matter how difficult the environment is, we must shine brightly