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Ge Xiao is a three-hundred-year-old panda cub who is the biological mother of a wealthy family's darling.
Rongrong is a three-year-old naughty child who likes to play and roll around. He even kicks the dogs that pass by. He is a perfect future villain.
Soon, the 300-year-old panda Zai Zai will go to the child care center with the three-year-old naughty child. They will be tortured by their parents and the whole Internet will laugh at them.
But Panda Zai Zai said, I am more professional than Xiong Xiong.
**
Netizens knew that Ge Xiao's mother was in power because of her son, and they waited to see Ge Xiao being tortured by a naughty child, but found out——
Rongrong was rolling around and refused to eat. Ge Xiao pushed him away and showed off fried chicken, barbecue and ice cream with the squealing sounds of a naughty kid.
From then on, the naughty boy learned to use polite words and begged if he could have some left over.
Rongrong plucked goose feathers with his hands, and was chased by a big goose and grabbed his butt. Ge Xiao not only failed to save people, but even took out his mobile phone to record the video, and laughed loudly and said that he would play it in the kindergarten.
Later, the naughty child understood that if you have a weak hand, you will be caught.
While playing games, Rongrong was about to cause trouble, but found that Ge Xiao had snatched the panda's exclusive rocking chair, and such a big person was rocking happily.
The naughty child found that his adults were unreliable and could only work hard with tears in his eyes. He actually won the game and won the title of Best Family.
The combination of the 300-year-old panda Zai Zai and the three-year-old panda boy became an instant hit.
Netizens said that the two were obviously torturing each other, and Ge Xiaoxiong was superior!
#I actually lost the game with my mother#
#Since the mother has become a bear, the children have become more polite#
**
Rongrong feels that his biological mother is incompetent and useless. She even only gives her a hundred yuan pocket money and often bullies him. He hates his biological mother the most!
But it was also this bad mother who, after he was kidnapped, kicked a dozen strong men to rescue him.
Later, Jiao Zhengxu discovered that the naughty child at home was no longer naughty, but the wife at home was getting divorced.
Rongrong hated the fact that iron could not become steel, "Dad, if you don't coax mom, you won't have a wife!"
Jiao Zhengxu didn't care. He and Ge Xiao had agreed to get married. If Ge Xiao didn't want to, he would have chosen someone else.
Later, someone saw the domineering and cold-hearted Jiao Zhengxu flirting with Ge Xiao, his voice so sweet that it could make people laugh, "Baby, this is the million-dollar bamboo forest I contracted for you. Are you satisfied?"
#Suo today I'm going to learn to chase my wife#
#Urgent, what should I do if my wife falls in love with a dozen handsome bears? #
#Is it reasonable to still call yourself a panda cub when you are three hundred years old?#
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Huan Ling lost his mind.
He also traveled through time and became a swindling fortune teller. His current job is to read people's faces in online live broadcast rooms and practice feudal superstitions.
Huan Ling was panicked until she discovered that she was bound to the melon-eating system——
A face-to-face live broadcast room suddenly appeared on the live broadcast platform, and netizens dismissed it.
"No one in the 21st century still believes in fortune telling, right?"
"Expose this Internet bastard in minutes!"
Then, they discovered that what the master said was actually true? !
Meet the female singer with a simple, fresh and sweet persona——
Huan Ling: "There are too many rotten peach blossoms, and old men cannot afford to be married for the second time."
Fans shouted: "You're kidding! My idol has never even held a boy's hand!"
The next day, the news that a certain well-known flower knows how to do three things for love dropped on Hot One.
Meet the elegant, knowledgeable, mature and charming male actor——
Huan Ling: "Don't buy a degree. Reston University is really a pheasant school."
Fans were angry: "Rumor! Absolutely a rumor! My actor is an outstanding graduate with a bachelor's, master's and doctoral degree from the top two universities in the world!"
Soon after, the Education Bureau announced the ban on hundreds of pheasant universities, and the top two was Reston University.
Meet the great director who has twelve children in Liujie and Liuli——
Huan Ling: "Eh? He has no chance of having children?"
Fans fainted: "Impossible! He has twelve children! Twelve!"
On the same day, the director was furious and went to the hospital for testing.
Three days later, when the director saw the test report, he burst into tears. He had worn six cuckolds! Six tops!
**
The fortune-telling live broadcast room became an instant hit.
At first, netizens just came to watch the charlatan die. I never expected that those big stars would be the ones who died! Isn't this more exciting than seeing you on Monday? !
Later, Huan Ling's face-to-face live broadcast room became a character appraisal machine in the entertainment industry——
Netizens said that if they want to create a perfect entertainment industry personality, they must go to Huan Ling's live broadcast circle to meet him!
All the stars: ... Master, please let me go! !
#On how the eating melon system became popular#
#Celebrities who have been on my live broadcast room have changed their minds#
Small theater:
Jing Zhen heard that Huan Ling's facial recognition was so accurate that more than a dozen artists in his company fell into depression and burst into tears every day.
When they first met, Huan Ling looked at him, his eyes widened, his cheeks slowly turned red, and he looked embarrassed -
"Stop thinking! Stop the thoughts in your head!"
When they first met, Huan Ling said to him: "No, I don't like luxury cars. Wait, I don't like yachts either. No, no, I won't accept the hilltop manor and the large central flat you gave me!"
Farewell, Huan Ling said to him: "A hundred days since we met is really not an anniversary. There is no need to set off fireworks in the city center, hang banners in the company building, and don't need a drone light show to confess my love!"
At the end, Jingzhen finally heard the answer he wanted——
She said she would.
Huan Ling: "Wait a minute, put the household registration book back in your pocket, this is really too fast!"
Purpose: To be a panda, the most important thing is to be happy