I changed the title. It was originally called The Story of Me and That Little Has-Been Flower.
For Ni Zhentang, there are only three wonderful things in life: eating, sleeping, and shipping couples.
Especially when she plays Maid A in the girls' love drama Realm of Reincarnation. On and off the set, she gets to ship the Crystal Goddess with Shanshan Xiaoshuang.
Why is she so obsessed with girls getting together? She's never even been in a relationship!
In a fit of excitement, she slips up. The goddess says she doesn't need Ni Zhentang to clear things up. Could the couple she ships actually be real?
Overcome with excitement, she falls. With "wedding candy" in hand, eager to get answers, she crashes into the goddess's younger sister.
"I'm a fan of the Shuang-Jing ship. Are they for real?"
"They're fake!" Pu Yunjing says coldly.
Ni Zhentang's heart shatters into eight pieces. But that evening, she sees the couple she ships receive their freshly issued marriage certificate.
The goddess's little sister is so stingy. She couldn't even share such happy news with me!
Later, in order to attend the goddesses' wedding, Ni Zhentang decides to start with Pu Yunjing.
"I got you this book. Hope you like it." Pu Yunjing wonders why Ni Zhentang would give her a book out of the blue.
It even has Ni Zhentang's phone number inside.
Ni Zhentang figures she'll become friends with her first, then best friends, and finally she'll have a perfectly good reason to attend the goddesses' wedding.
They film variety shows together, celebrate birthdays together, and act in dramas together...
Everything is going the way Ni Zhentang planned. But after the goddesses' wedding, she and Pu Yunjing end up in bed together...
"If there's some resource you want, tell me. I'll help you get it."
"Pu Yunjing, do you think I got close to you just for connections?"
She can't ship this couple anymore...
Her first relationship, and she ends up being subjected to the entertainment industry's unspoken rules.
Even if she's a has-been flower, she still has her dignity!
"Ni Zhentang, actually..."
"I won't listen, I won't listen!" Ni Zhentang launches into the usual heroine-of-a-tragic-romance routine, refusing to hear an explanation as she bolts out the door.
Pu Yunjing finally remembers the little account Ni Zhentang once blocked and sends it a message: "Um, when my sister was pursuing her wife, she helped Chen Shuang out in all kinds of ways. Why doesn't that work for me?"
She's shipping the goddesses again. For that alone, she can't break up with her!
Wait, did she just say wife?
"Pu Yunjing, do you think anyone will write fanfiction about us?"
"Ni Zhentang!"
Pu Yunjing's thoughts: What kind of girlfriend have I ended up with?
Oh well, she's the one I chose. I'll spoil her even if I have to do it on my knees!
Top-tier starlet x laid-back real heiress and has-been flower. One is a year and six months older than the other. There are variety-show scenes early on. It's about showbiz and building careers, with lots of sugar to ship (and plenty of heartbreak), as well as sugar they make themselves (and a wedding night). All characters, variety shows, and screen productions are original creations by the author. They are not based on real people, so please don't associate them with the real entertainment industry!
The story of older sister Pu Shuijing and Chen Shuang: After I Got Mind-Reading Powers, I Found Out She Was My Fan
Theme: Within reach, everything is warm sunshine and sweet as honey.
Tangtang: I want to be good friends with her
Yun Jing: Who wants to be good friends with you? You are my destined wife, okay [rolls eyes]
No, you both seem to be excited.
Self-guided tour of Yunjing's inner theater
Among the Tangtang crowd, I only see the most dazzling and shining you.
That's right, kimchi doesn't cost anything and is used to apply for World Heritage status [rolls eyes]
Hahahahahahahahahaha, Yunjing, do you still remember that she blocked you [bad laugh]
What Tangtang said is right [applause]
Again, if you definitely won't like it, you will definitely love it.
I bet it was Yun Jing who was tempted first, just how she managed her own inner plot.
Is it possible that your mind is confused, so you feel that Tangtang is seducing you [bad laugh]
Who can resist pampering a cute sister and calling you sister [bad laugh]
I'll just wait quietly for the moment you admit that you're in love (slap in the face)
Speaking of this kind of fans, I think of a sentence: Pure and innocent Li Shengli [rolls eyes]
Tangtang: I want to be good friends with her Yun Jing: Who wants to be good friends with you? You are my destined wife, okay [rolls eyes]
No, you both seem to be excited. Self-guided tour of Yunjing's inner theater Among the Tangtang crowd, I only see the most dazzling and shining you.
That's right, kimchi doesn't cost anything and is used to apply for World Heritage status [rolls eyes]
Hahahahahahahahahaha, Yunjing, do you still remember that she blocked you [bad laugh]
What Tangtang said is right [applause]
Again, if you definitely won't like it, you will definitely love it. I bet it was Yun Jing who was tempted first, just how she managed her own inner plot.
Is it possible that your mind is confused, so you feel that Tangtang is seducing you [bad laugh]
Who can resist pampering a cute sister and calling you sister [bad laugh]
I'll just wait quietly for the moment you admit that you're in love (slap in the face)
Speaking of this kind of fans, I think of a sentence: Pure and innocent Li Shengli [rolls eyes]