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Coming soon 1: The Whole Nation Is Shipping Me and My Ex After I Join a Dating Show
Coming soon 2: My Wife Comes with the Quick Transmigration Starter Pack
Blurb
◆Not suitable for fans of either the top or the bottom, or any character stans◆
Every novel has that one male side character who, to put it nicely, is devoted, and to put it bluntly, is a doormat.
They help the main couple's love story along without expecting anything in return.
But as the saying goes: A doormat ends up with nothing.
So, in response to every doormat's heartfelt wish, the Everything You Could Want System appeared out of nowhere.
Do you want the treatment the main character gets?
Do you want to get together with the main character?
Do you want all your efforts to be repaid, and your devotion to be returned?
Choose the Everything You Could Want System, and everything you want will come true.
The doormats: ...
The doormats: No, I don't!
Doormat representative Shen Cijing says: I'm not going to be a doormat. I'm going to be his dad!
What would happen if a doormat finally knew when to stop?
You have to believe-
He's not the only person in the world. Someone will love you eventually.
World 1: Showbiz √
World 2: Modern wealthy families √
World 3: Infinite stream √
World 4: Modern original Fork x Cake √
[Bonus scene]
The doormats: I just like someone. Is that wrong?
The Everything You Could Want System, wearing a cold expression: No, but please take your System tasks seriously. Focus on reading the original text or watching the movie, then submit a 5,000-word review or movie review after you finish, along with a 10,000-word reflection on life.
The doormats: ...
Giao!
The heavens are out to get me!
[Things to know before reading]
● Baidu's definition of a doormat: someone who keeps approaching a person who doesn't like them, with no dignity or boundaries, putting their warm face against a cold backside.
● Please repeat that three times before reading.
● No personal attacks!!!
● If you don't like a story, don't force yourself to read it. Please click the X and leave. Let's respect each other, thank you! The author can check subscription rates, so please comment where you read it. Thank you!
● The tops and bottoms in the original stories all have issues.
● A collection of stories told from the top's perspective.
● Mutual pampering! (Look here!!!)
● Fans of either the top or bottom, stay away! Quite a few doormats feature in this story!!!
● Specific content warnings are in the author's note for [Chapter 1]. Be sure to read them.
▼The Whole Nation Is Shipping Me and My Ex After I Join a Dating Show▼
1. After their divorce, Su Heming thought he and Wen Sangyu would never have anything to do with each other again.
But a week later, he got an invitation to Heartbeat Reboot, a post-divorce travel reality show, asking him and Wen Sangyu to appear together.
Since he owed the director a favor, Su Heming had no choice but to hold his nose and sign the contract.
Early in filming.
Wen Sangyu was cold and distant, while Su Heming smiled with a knife behind his back.
They couldn't stand the sight of each other and prayed to Buddha every day for the other to have bad luck.
Su Heming even came out with one viral line after another-
"They say if you're doing well, the sky is clear. Given today's awful weather, I think Teacher Wen may as well close his eyes for good."
"Only after we split up did I realize that a lot of things would be much simpler without Teacher Wen around."
The two of them quickly topped the rankings as the least likely to get back together among the three divorced couples.
The viewers cried out: If they get back together, I'll hand-copy the entire Oxford English Dictionary!
2. Midway through filming, the production team visited Wen Sangyu's home.
Su Heming, who came along, was surprised to discover that Wen Sangyu was living in the same house they had shared before their divorce.
Every one of Su Heming's things was still in its original place, neat and clean, clearly cared for with great attention.
Su Heming picked up the ring Wen Sangyu had put in a dustproof case and raised an eyebrow. "You haven't thrown it away?"
Wen Sangyu lowered his lashes. His voice gave nothing away. "I've been too busy. I haven't had the time."
When the episode aired, the fans went wild. They dug up Wen Sangyu's schedule and found only one item listed for the entire period: Heartbeat Reboot.
Fans: You call that busy?
Fans: I'm shipping them! After you left, I carefully kept all your things. Is this what divorced husbands are supposed to be like?
3. As filming entered its final stage,
everyone could see that Wen Sangyu still liked Su Heming-
The tattoo near his collarbone was Su Heming's name. The jewelry on his hand had been a birthday present from him. Even the small account fans dug up was still posting fanfiction about the two of them.
So every day, the fans asked:
Did Wen Sangyu and Su Heming get back together today?
Answer: No.
Their calls to action grew so loud that the production team added a solo interview segment overnight.
Su Heming sat in a private room, the bright fluorescent light illuminating the whole space. The small mole at the corner of his eye seemed to dazzle the viewer as he smiled faintly:
"Did he say he still loves me?"
Fans: ???
Fans: Oh, right!
#Wen Sangyu! Your mouth is for talking!#
#If you don't use your mouth, donate it to someone who needs one#
A beautiful bottom who lacks a sense of security x a devoted puppy top who can't say what's on his mind
Things to know before reading:
● The reality show portions draw inspiration from some real amateur dating shows.
● Neither the top nor the bottom is a perfect character, but both are extremely charming, so don't nitpick. Whoever you nitpick will flop.
● A bittersweet flavor, bittersweet.
● Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting.
▼My Wife Comes with the Quick Transmigration Starter Pack▼
Every time Jiang Yubai woke up, he was either on his way to get married or getting ready to go get married.
And every single time, his marriage partner was an apocalyptic supervillain.
System: [You get a wife from the start. Touched?]
Jiang Yubai glanced over the plot: "..."
I don't dare move. I don't dare move.jpg
After meeting the villain, Jiang Yubai: "!!!"
This kind of good thing exists? Why didn't you say so earlier.jpg
[World 1] The canary in the cage
Actor Xue Yao was caught up in a scandal over being kept by a sugar daddy. To put the rumors to rest, he decided to marry an obscure nobody with barely any fans, then get divorced after a year, once the public had moved on.
After transmigrating into the story, Jiang Yubai glanced at the generous contract in his hand, then at Xue Yao's exquisite features and beautiful face. Without hesitation, he grabbed a pen and signed his name.
A year later, when the contract expired, Jiang Yubai packed his bags and prepared to leave the next day. But when he woke up, there was a long gold chain around his ankle.
He had been imprisoned.
The person who had imprisoned him sat on the bed with his knees drawn to his chest. His expression was gloomy, his voice icy, and even his words were threatening. Yet Jiang Yubai felt like he was about to cry.
"Jiang Yubai, just try leaving."
[World N]: Evil ghost villain, school F4 villains, powerful tycoon villain...
Things to know before reading:
● I've written a lot of episodic stories, so this time I want to write a Quick Transmigration novel. The bottom is the same person in every world, named Xue Yao, and the top can recognize him.
● Once I've decided on the worlds, I'll write more detailed introductions.
● As is customary: this is a story about mutual pampering! Fans of either the top or bottom, stay away!
● More warnings to come.
Theme: Respect and love yourself, stand on your own two feet, and strive for success.
I'm trying to figure out how to unlock it, but I just don't know where to start, mainly because I feel like I really haven't written anything XD
Wow, how can the original protagonist, Shou, have the face to say forgiveness?
There are three types of people in the world of Cake & Fork: Cake, Fork and ordinary people. Cake is a "very delicious food" for Fork. All cakes except hair and nails can be eaten by Fork. Each cake has a different taste, which has a natural attraction for Fork. However, Cake and ordinary people do not know who a Cake is. They only know after a certain Cake is attacked by Fork. Cake&Fork feature settings Cake&Fork can use a masking patch to block the smell, similar to abo's inhibitor. Fork is the only human being who can feel the delicious taste of cake. Most people lose their sense of taste acquiredly, so they instinctively have the desire to "eat cake". Only by eating a cake completely can Fork's sense of taste be restored. In the eyes of Fork, Cake exists more as "food", and Cake is also afraid of being preyed on by Fork, so it is almost impossible for Fork and Cake to form a partner. The very few cases of Cake and Fork becoming partners in history mostly ended with Fork eventually eating Cake.
It seems that all systems have been deeply affected by it [crossed out] He has been deeply educated and has become a mature Tongzi
5555 Xiao Ning is so pitiful. The big-tailed wolf doesn't like people but still teases them. 55555
Update 55555 quickly, I can't get enough! Three brushes 55555
Throw yourself into a trap! Clam clam clam
I've been away for half my life, but when I come back I still love crazy criticism
There was a huge gap between Ning and Ning's performance at the beginning. It felt like they were no longer the same person.
There are three types of people in the world of Cake & Fork: Cake, Fork and ordinary people. Cake is a "very delicious food" for Fork. All cakes except hair and nails can be eaten by Fork. Each cake has a different taste, which has a natural attraction for Fork. However, Cake and ordinary people do not know who a Cake is. They only know after a certain Cake is attacked by Fork. Cake&Fork feature settings Cake&Fork can use a masking patch to block the smell, similar to abo's inhibitor. Fork is the only human being who can feel the delicious taste of cake. Most people lose their sense of taste acquiredly, so they instinctively have the desire to "eat cake". Only by eating a cake completely can Fork's sense of taste be restored. In the eyes of Fork, Cake exists more as "food", and Cake is also afraid of being preyed on by Fork, so it is almost impossible for Fork and Cake to form a partner. The very few cases of Cake and Fork becoming partners in history mostly ended with Fork eventually eating Cake.