Coming soon: Shock! Fluffy Creatures Are the Strongest in the Galaxy and I Must Be Seeing Things, Is That Psycho Pretending to Be a Devoted Wife?! Please add them to your reading list QAQ
Blurb:
Chi Ge transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder villainess. To survive, she has to stick to her sickly, spoiled, and unreasonable persona.
In the novel, the original owner breaks off her engagement, seduces the male lead, and repeatedly schemes to frame the female lead. After a series of suicidal stunts, the male lead disfigures her and throws her into the sea to feed the sharks.
Chi Ge transmigrates a second before the engagement is broken off. The original owner is in the middle of insulting the antagonist, who is the male lead's older brother. "You're gloomy and violent, and you can't even walk properly, so you're not worthy..."
Before she can finish, Chi Ge changes tack, coughing as she says, "...So you're worthy of me... We're a perfect match, aren't we?"
The antagonist, sitting in his wheelchair with an already terrifyingly dark expression: ???
Looking at the antagonist's flawless features, Chi Ge remembers the novel describing him as "having nothing but money" and can't help getting excited. What could be better than not having to fulfill any wifely duties while still getting to spend money freely?
Chi Ge and the antagonist are invited to appear on a dating reality show. According to the plot, they'll become foils for the novel's hero and heroine, not only being compared to the dirt beneath their feet but also mocked across the internet.
Once the show begins,
It's time for the "delicious lunch" segment.
The male lead washes and chops vegetables while the female lead cooks and makes soup. The staff watching them can't stop calling them a warm and loving match.
Meanwhile, Chi Ge is gnawing on a pork knuckle made by a five-star chef. Her sickly, spoiled persona takes over, and she presses an oily hand to her chest as she says to the antagonist, "Don't you love me anymore? You don't even cook for me yourself."
The antagonist falls silent, then quietly peels a grape and places it in front of Chi Ge.
Viewers: Why do I think these two are so sweet? Especially the way he peels grapes, he's so attentive!
Then comes the "shooting game" segment.
The male lead stands behind the female lead and teaches her to shoot arrows. She finally hits the target on her third try.
Meanwhile, Chi Ge gazes intently at the antagonist and starts making demands. "I want the farthest target. Shoot it for me!"
The viewers frown, just about to mock Chi Ge for being so spoiled, when they hear the antagonist's voice.
"Okay."
Over the next ten minutes, Chi Ge and the antagonist win every shooting prize.
Viewers: Suddenly, this feels so sweet and doting!
Even the show's producers never expected Chi Ge and the antagonist to become a hit in such an unlikely way.
The viewers are shipping them like crazy, while secretly sighing over the fact that one is in poor health and the other has disabled legs. Could this be a beautiful love story made bittersweet by their flaws?
Not long afterward, viewers see Chi Ge accidentally smash a marble table during a livestream. The antagonist, worried about her, gets straight out of his wheelchair and rushes over, taking her hand to examine it closely.
Viewers: ...
#No one can match this couple of drama queens#
#I thought it was a bittersweet love story, but it turns out you were both acting#
#Turns out I'm the sucker#
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Xie Yu had been a heaven-blessed prodigy since childhood, the kind of child everyone else was told to learn from. But a car accident took away his family and his health. Reborn into a new life, Xie Yu planned to get revenge on the fiancée who had humiliated him. He never expected to awaken a special ability: mind reading.
[Marrying him is a blessing for a couch potato. I can lie flat for the rest of my life.]
[I can just act up a little, fool the System, and pretend I've completed the task.]
[I wonder if there's any way to help the antagonist recover.]
[Great, he's healed. On the day we divorce, I'll fleece him for all he's worth.]
Hearing that Chi Ge planned to divorce him, Xie Yu pinned her against the wall and gazed at her with eyes as deep as an ancient well. His voice was hoarse with suppressed emotion. "I'll give you everything. Stay with me, okay?"
Coming soon: I Must Be Seeing Things, Is That Psycho Pretending to Be a Devoted Wife?!
After Jiang Yao died, she was bound to a Devoted Wife System.
The System told her that if she wanted to stay alive, she had to win the love of the livestream audience.
To that end, the System assigned Jiang Yao a devoted-wife role in three different worlds for her livestream.
Role one: Become the domineering CEO male lead's fiancée. Even when he treats you with cold indifference, you still do his laundry, make soup, and look after his family.
Even when the male lead is entangled with his first love and repeatedly misunderstands you, you still choose to forgive him.
Role two: Become the movie star male lead's stand-in girlfriend. Even when you know he lied when he first met you, you still shape yourself into the image of his beloved first love, slowly trimming yourself down to become her shadow.
Even when the male lead repeatedly gives you the silent treatment and humiliates you, even ruining your reputation, you still choose to forgive him.
Role three: Become the antagonist male lead's wife. Even when you know he approached you from the start to exploit your money and connections, you still help him rise to success and build his career.
Even when he eventually destroys your family, as long as he says "I love you," you'll choose to forgive him.
System: Trust me, this is foolproof. Our livestream viewers love melodramatic devoted-wife stories. The more heart-wrenching, the better!
Jiang Yao: Understood.
But the System didn't account for two bugs caused by its constantly glitching program.
Bug one: The three worlds merged into one.
Bug two: The entire livestream audience could hear Jiang Yao's thoughts.
And so,
When the domineering CEO returns home after a date with his first love, Jiang Yao sets a pot of freshly made soup in front of him and urges him with "loving eyes," "Drink it while it's hot. It'll get cold soon."
Looking at the CEO's face, Jiang Yao's thoughts come through.
[Medicine is best taken while it's hot, of course.]
Viewers: Don't drink it, it's poisoned!
When the movie star is looking at photos and reminiscing about his first love, Jiang Yao shows up in the dead of night, in the dark, with her hair down and her face made up to look like his first love. She gives him a bitter smile. "Am I more like her now?"
Looking at the movie star's face, gone deathly pale with fright, Jiang Yao's thoughts come through.
[How about combining your face with your first love's? Then you can face each other and never be apart.]
Viewers: Mom, there's a psycho here!
When the antagonist male lead approaches her, injured, Jiang Yao takes him to the hospital herself. During surgery, she anxiously grips her hands together, her eyes red.
Looking at the blood-red words
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After I became cannon fodder through a book, I decided to elope with an online dating passerby in order to change the ending. However, I didn't expect that just after I sent the message, the male protagonist's cell phone rang. At this moment, I lowered my head and silently browsed through the chat content with my online dating partner. Passerby A: What are your hobbies? Me: Read novels. Passerby A: What type of novels do you read? Me: There are many genres that I like to watch, such as "I'm so excited, I saw Kuang Pi pretending to be a spoiled wife" - the male protagonist cried, the audience went crazy, but I laughed. "Shock! Fluffy is actually the strongest in the interstellar" - the three bosses are all my vest/crying, the meat-eating ones can't beat the grass-eating ones. "The Lovely Wife Since Ancient Times" - Stop being a "lovely wife". If you continue like this, the male protagonist will be played to death by you! "The Dead Ex Is Resurrected" - I heard that after breaking up, you told people everywhere that I was dead? Passerby A: Is that all? The next second, these advance collections were added to the collection. Passerby A: Is there any more? Me: If possible, I hope that the male protagonist will choke when eating, choke when sleeping, eat instant noodles without seasoning packets, and go to the toilet without toilet paper. Of course, it is best to stay away from me. Passerby A: ... Except this. Me: Then take me to elope, the farther away the better. I watched the male protagonist use the passerby's account number to call my WeChat in front of me. When I answered the phone, my hands were shaking. Just listen to the male protagonist say, "If you run again, your legs will be broken!" I burst into tears, "You've seen this, why don't you save my advance receipt QAQ?"
[Explosion] Popular young actors in a certain variety show do bad things in dark and windy nights [Horrifying jpg.]
Jiang Wan was miserable the whole time, hahaha
System: What kind of winter plum is it?
I'm sure that the missing daughter of the Bai family is Chi Ge's mother. The one I'm looking for now is fake.
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There's something about this parrot
Hahahahaha, Tongzi people are all bad
System??? Cpu burnt hahahaha