Is There Something Wrong with the Otherworldly Secret Identity I Put On?

My name is Sorosu Sukuto, and I have a very... distinctive (in the bad sense) Secret Identity System. Going by the usual tropes in other stories, I'd get Secret Identities from other parallel worlds or ones I'd come up with myself, like the ones in The Boss, The Hunting Dogs, and so on...

But what the hell did I draw? Catgirl Dazai, mermaid Chuya, wolfgirl Akutagawa? What is this? Why are there so many gender-swapped characters? Please, just give me a guy!

Why does everyone think I want to rule the world? I just want to finish the main quest [Establish an organization in Yokohama]!! I'm really not here to annoy everyone in Yokohama!

"The light of my lord shall shine forever."

No CP, OOC, personal interpretations, no logic.

You're only young once, so have fun!

Theme: Keeping a pure heart and few desires