Can this jianghu get any worse?! Lu Yang, who’d transmigrated into a romance novel as the villain, angrily flung his bowls and chopsticks to the ground.
He was supposed to become the fated Great Demon Lord, but he’d decided to turn over a new leaf and start again. Who knew that when he came out of seclusion, he’d find the original plot collectively veering off in a bizarre direction?
On the day the original hero and heroine were supposed to fall in love, the heroine actually ran off toward the monk standing beside them?
In the famous scene where the original hero was supposed to save the beauty and win the heroine’s heart, he actually kicked her over?
Lu Yang rubbed his temples. How am I supposed to cling to your coattails and avoid getting killed later?
The supporting characters kept stealing the spotlight. They were nothing like righteous martial artists, and were all sorts of sneaky and lazy, staging a daily contest to see who could be more shameless.
The fake Taoist ate out of a huge wooden basin, the miracle-working doctor was a hopeless romantic, and even the elegant young nobleman who stuck to him like a plaster, his identity and background unknown, knelt before him every day with a foxtail grass stem, begging him to marry him.
Looking at this bunch of dear friends, all younger than him, with their bizarre personalities and love of cutting corners, Lu Yang, future leader of the Demon Cult, could only sigh helplessly:
Since none of us want to be normal, I’ll have to restore the prestige of the martial world!
CP: The shameless, foul-mouthed, kink-loving young master of the Hehuan Sect x the seemingly proper, unlucky senior disciple of Wanzhang Peak
A story about someone who isn’t exactly righteous stepping through the gates of virtue and righteousness.
1. A collection of saucy martial-world banter, with an ensemble cast.
2. The main love interest appears in Chapter 7.
3. Not a first-time-each-other-only romance. Please don’t read if that bothers you.
4. This story was first completed in 2021, then extensively revised several times after completion. Some major plot points have been rewritten.
New story coming soon:
"Notes on Winning Over My Archrival"
I’m the best swordsmith in the whole academy, and my archrival is the best swordsman in the whole academy.
Ever since I enrolled, he’s had it in for me, picking on me at every turn and determined to crush me in every way.
Today, I found out he’d spent all his savings secretly buying every weapon I’d ever made, then taken them home to keep?!!
I suspect he has a crush on me.
Him: “If I had even the slightest feelings for you, I’d die!”
See? He has a crush on me. He’s even willing to die for me.
He lost his temper and pinned me against the wall.
Me: “You failed to confess, so now you’re going to force a kiss on me?”
His face turned bright red. “Y-You shameless bastard!”
At last, I’d found a way to get revenge on him.
At mealtimes, I deliberately put food in his bowl.
When our classmates looked confused, I dabbed at my tears. “He’s forcing himself on me. I can’t help it.”
Him: ?
He won the swordsmanship tournament, and I cheered for him. “Hanhan is the best!”
Him: ?
Someone at the academy confessed to him, and he rejected them without hesitation.
Me: “How sweet. Are you staying chaste for me?”
Him: ?
Finally, one day, when I returned from the library, my roommate told me Jing Xiaohan was looking for me everywhere with a kitchen knife, apparently intending to chop me to death.
I thought, I’ve taken this too far. Better run.
I turned around, and he was standing right behind me.
Me: “...Bro, calm down.”
Without a word, he rushed over and shoved the knife into my hands.
Him: “A token of our love.”
Who gives someone a kitchen knife as a token of love?! Swordsmanship maniac!
Him: “I think I should face my true feelings. The truth is, I like you too. Come on, let’s go on a date.”
Me: ?
My heart was racing. Was he trying to disgust me, or did he mean it?
Tsundere, proper, straight-laced swordsman x shamelessly flirtatious swordsmith
Theme: Lay down the butcher’s knife and become a Buddha.
When I saw it later, I really understood why it was not popular. The plot can be funny, but the characters cannot be illogical. Everyone is joking all the time when they are not doing business. In the end, there were misunderstandings and misunderstandings. I was really speechless.
Li Qingzhen, who was hidden by so many wives before, suddenly had a child, and now it is revealed that his motives were not pure at the beginning. Lu Yang is really miserable. Apart from the fact that Li Qing may actually love him, it seems that there is nothing worthy of committing his life to him.
The plot in the dozens of chapters in the second half is really not very good, and the development and advancement of key plot points are like a joke. The first half of the plot is playful and light-hearted, but it cannot cover up the blood and ominousness. The pace is very good. In the second half of the plot, the plot really reaches its climax, but there are constant incidents of the villains coming to kill the protagonists if they cannot defeat them. There are numerous casualties in the blood feud between the two sides. The final finale is that three people from each side fight in the ring to decide the winner. It is too anticlimactic and inconsistent. The consistent gags have blown away the solemnity of human life, which is quite inconsistent and a waste of foreshadowing. Overall, it is quite good as far as new humanities are concerned. The shortcomings do not hide the good points. I hope that the author and his wife will continue to work hard to write better-looking articles.
This is a really great article for a newbie! It's a cool theme like martial arts, which is really brave. The writing style is natural and the characters are cute. I hope my wife will not be affected by some negative comments and stick with it! I understand that for some current readers, it is completely unacceptable, and even hateful, for Gong Shou (especially Gong) to have had a predecessor, or similar to this article, a young master of the Hehuan Sect had a concubine. I can't ask everyone to support sexual freedom or sexual liberation, nor can I expect everyone to understand that there can be many loves and relationships in a person's life. However, I hope that the readers of the article can at least respect a creator's shaping and understanding of characters, especially since she doesn't want you to pay a penny and is purely for the purpose of generating electricity for love. If you don't like it, you can leave quietly. Don't vent your anger at character settings that don't fit your concept in the name of demining. After all, everyone knows how much of this is emotional venting and how much is "well-intentioned demining."
What kind of devilish arrangement is this? Junior brother, don't let anything happen over there...
Very well written(?>?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, I need to take stomach medicine...
Ah, I guessed that it was my junior brother who died, woo woo woo
I have become numb to the Shura field, and my embarrassing disease has returned. I am already planning to give Lu Yang a three-bedroom apartment...
Preview of new articles: "The Immortal Master Won the Magic Book by Mistake" The Immortal Sand Sculpture After the war, the two realms of immortals and demons made a huge bet to determine the final outcome: one person from each realm would erase their cultivation, seal their memories, and throw them into the mortal world to start over again. Whoever can overcome the tribulation first and ascend would win the game. Both sides paid special attention to this, and voted from top to bottom to send the two giants who wanted force, talent, and talent to the earth to be reincarnated. After amnesia, the two big guys started over again, spending three days fishing and two days drying nets in the mortal world. The years were peaceful, but the two sides were quarreling behind the scenes: "The Qingshi Tianzun lives as long as the heaven, and he is the favorite disciple of the Supreme Lord. If you invite him to come out, can your fairy world not afford to lose?" "Who asked you to send the strongest fighting force in the demon world - Emperor Beiyin down first? He is still your second-in-command in the demon world!" "If you don't accept it, why don't you come down and kill us?" "Stop shouting from afar! Come up if you dare!" "Come down if you dare!" At the end of the quarrel, both parties were furious. In a rage, they sent people down to the world to help their bosses - secretly sending them skills, artifacts, and all kinds of treasures in various unexpected and shameless ways. However, they accidentally recognized the wrong person. Years later, after being deceived and deceived by all parties, the situation quickly became strange. The representative of the immortal world vowed to be the most domineering demon in the three realms, planning to burn, kill, loot and commit all kinds of evil. After ascending, he will lead a group of demons to attack Nantianmen and capture the Supreme Lord alive! A representative of the demon world, he is dedicated to accumulating virtue and doing good deeds, and his lifelong dream is to become a god and bodhisattva who can save all sentient beings after ascending to heaven. I concentrate on cultivating the ruthless way every day, and all four elements are empty. When I am free, I help the old lady cross the road. Onlookers with knowledge from both circles:... Something seems not right? After the top leaders of the two circles reacted, they hurriedly sent a large number of envoys to the other side's territory to curse: Didn't they agree not to interfere? At the same time, all parties quickly deployed more manpower with only one purpose: to divert their boss back to the right path while disrupting the opponent's plan! Reading guide for this article: 1. CP: Funny, humorous, cheeky, mouth-breaking cultivator x ruthless, violent, arrogant and delicate sword cultivator 2. Occasionally there are settings that are not in line with the background of ancient Dan Xiu Xian, which is just for the fun of the article and does not affect the plot. 3. All CPs in this article are BL. 4. The main CP is both pure and first in love, and they belong to ten thousand-year-old iron trees that bloom at the same time. 5. Supplement - Three conditions for winning the bet: 1. Whether the disaster was successfully overcome. 2. Whether the representative from heaven successfully ascended/whether the representative from the devil world successfully became a demon. 3. Whether to end the other party's life.