
Enjoying the Crematorium in a Melodramatic Novel
我在狗血文里享受火葬场
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 277k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Watching the attacker kick the victim out of bed, I felt happy. Finally, an author wrote about the attacker kicking the victim out of bed instead of the victim kicking the victim out of bed.
I support my wife, everything written by the author shall prevail. Jinjiang cannot write below the neck. Qingqin will be reported if he does something bad. If you don't use what the author writes as the standard, then what should be the standard? Relying on your brain from the Qing Dynasty? Rely on your own rules of conduct for attack and reception? Or are you here relying on your pxx to get a mouth?
, I hope the author will be more prolific in writing about the weak attacking and the strong suffering. I love it so much, Sihasha
Okay, okay, more bloody weak attacks, if you like it, watch more
Let's just say when will Dada release two more extras?
Ah, it's so short. The ending really caught me off guard? ! Cherish your wife! Wheat for external application!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that I stayed up all night to read it, it was so tortured, every chapter I was cursing the bitch man in my heart, and it never stopped, it was so fucking mean.
I love it so much. I like it very much. I also want to read the main article of this type.
Ah, this ending is a little different from what I thought
After being bitten, Pi Yanzi can still hold Gong in his arms and take a bath. What does this mean? Well, the skin swallow is strong.