Complete. "Coming soon: Before the Male Lead Abandoned Me, I Put the NPC in His Place"
Qiao Jiujiu transmigrated into a book, an old-school idol fantasy novel titled My Immortal Lord, Go Easy on Me.
As the story's villain, once she grew up, Qiao Jiujiu would kill her master, the Demon Lord, seize his power, and win the favor of the handsome immortal lord.
In the end, however, the immortal lord would despise her and seal her beneath the Sea of Demons.
Qiao Jiujiu: Send me back! I still have to help Dad put screen protectors on phones under the overpass!
The System said she could leave only by pretending to be a villain and collecting a full S-rank outfit with her corruption points.
As for the so-called handsome immortal lord, he was actually the unluckiest person in a century. Being around him would lower her odds of winning a draw.
So Qiao Jiujiu returned to the time when the original owner was still a tiny toddler.
The first time she met the immortal lord, the handsome man, gentle as jade, urged her to leave the demon clan.
With the two flower-bun pigtails her master had tied for her, Qiao Jiujiu said, "You are the light of justice, spreading hope through the world."
Meanwhile, her hands were busy sending a signal to the Demon Lord: Master, some jerk is trying to kidnap your precious disciple.
On the Nth day after meeting the immortal lord, the handsome man begged her to behave like a decent person, exasperated.
Qiao Jiujiu: "My master can fight so hard he could tear apart the demon realm. My master's master can fight so hard he could destroy the three realms. Being a person is dangerous. You might get beaten up."
The Demon Lord and the Demon God had happened upon the place while searching for the missing toddler. Hearing Qiao Jiujiu's words, they were moved to tears. What a good child. She gets an extra chicken drumstick at dinner.
The handsome immortal lord, spurned by a toddler: ???
*
At the time, the Demon Lord Jiulin was the strongest person in the three realms. Every day, he could feel the little one's starry-eyed gaze fixed on him.
But the Demon God predicted that Qiao Jiujiu would harm him in the future, and at first Jiulin believed it.
That is, until the Demon Lord, the Demon God, and the little girl sat down to eat together. The tiny, rosy-cheeked girl pulled out several little dresses, looking pitiful.
Qiao Jiujiu: "Master, you've changed!"
Jiulin: "?"
Qiao Jiujiu: "The sweet little bunny outfit and the sexy little kitten outfit are so rare. Why doesn't anyone wear them?"
Their hearts melted completely.
Reader's Guide | Blurb dated July 29, 2021 (screenshot saved)
[1] Unlucky: Someone with terrible luck, especially when it comes to prize draws.
[2] For most of the early story, the heroine is still a little girl. She grows up later. Everyone is a doting dad who raises her like their own child.
[3] The heroine's love interest is not Jiulin.
[4] With the System's help, little Jiu sometimes acts in ways that aren't age-appropriate. The plot needs it, so thanks for understanding. The main story is still warm and healing.
-- Coming Soon --
The bestselling author Wen Xi is known as the "sweet romance killer" because every book she writes ends in a bad ending. After an accident, she transmigrates into a book and becomes a character she created.
In the story, she takes pity on the demon clan and brings the male lead, Lu Li, home.
She spends her days refining demonic creatures and pouring all her spiritual power into healing the snake demon's wounds.
Lu Li promises to repay her kindness by giving himself to her.
But on the day she'd been looking forward to most, their wedding day, he massacres the entire city.
When she wakes again, she has been reborn to the time before she was abandoned. Beside Lu Li is an unhatched NPC dragon egg.
The System says she can choose one of the two.
Legend has it that the dragons possess power that reaches the heavens. They are kind and righteous, and live for tens of thousands of years.
Wen Xi scoops up both the dragon and its egg.
Then she kicks the snake away.
"I choose the dragon!"
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Yu Chuan is the most powerful true dragon in the immortal realm. In the Jade Pool Mirror, he sees the snake demon bringing calamity to the world.
He decides to find the culprit who helped the snake demon before it turns evil.
An accident happens before he can descend to the mortal realm, and he reverts to his childhood form.
Someone takes him home and raises him as a pet.
He plans to soar through the nine heavens and amaze her.
But the night before Wen Xi restores his powers, she worries her baby dragon will catch a chill.
So she puts him in a pair of stockings gifted by the System.
The entire immortal sect: Damn, I must have gotten up too fast.
I just saw a dragon in black stockings flying through the sky!
Wen Xi: I'm dying of laughter. Look at those legs.
Watching the woman smile again, Yu Chuan's eyes shine brightly.
Never mind. As long as she's happy.
Theme: There is a lot of warmth in life. It can come from family, friendship, and so much more.
Book friends here, how old are you children? Remember to listen to the author's wife and don't just follow strangers.
Hahaha, I'm sorry, I just thought of you and made me laugh to death
Don't accept the exoneration of the original male lead, abuse her more
Is this the real thing? Hahaha, the homophone is deducting money
Go! If you don't give him the opportunity to be a child, you will be sorry for the IQ the system gave you!
"Tian Jian" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ heaven
So cute, I love Zai Zai!!
I'm so angry. Why haven't you killed the original male lead? He's so disgusting. He still has so many plots.
Why is it always the same plot as the original male lead? Where is the master? Where are the people in the demon world?
What is a chicken butt?! Hot chicken system