Falling in Love with an Ara Kami in a Godhood Dungeon [Mainly Bungo Stray Dogs]

Kishi Yusuke, an ability user with a grudge against society and a desire for revenge, is told one day that she has been bound to a "Like a Dragon Instance." Once an instance is triggered, no one can interfere with it. In return, completing its missions earns her abilities, including offensive powers and mind-control abilities. So, in order to wipe out those arrogant, lawless ability users and protect her family, Kishi Yusuke embarks on a lonely path to godhood. At least, that's how it should go. But it seems the instance has just a tiny little misunderstanding about her abilities. Instance 1: Go to the other side of the Earth and collect healing (depressing) ability users. Kishi Yusuke: This is pretty fun, and I even got a white-haired little brother I can pet. Nakahara Chuuya: Why am I the only one without a name in this three-person movie? Instance 2: Blow up the Port Mafia headquarters and leave the Port Mafia without a scratch. Kishi Yusuke: Huh??? Hasn't the difficulty level gone up a little too much? Nakahara Chuuya: Turns out I'm the double agent. Instance 3: Join the Backstreet Girls and go on a nationwide concert tour with superstar Chris Vineyard. Kishi Yusuke: Huh?????? This... this isn't even about the difficulty anymore! It's so embarrassing! Nakahara Chuuya: My wife is the best! (Furiously voting for her) Thanks to the party system built into the "Like a Dragon Instance," she also ends up meeting a bunch of strange people without even realizing it. Some mud-covered weirdo: Miss Kishi, I'm getting more and more curious about you. Some dark-skinned salaryman with three paychecks: Which side are you on, anyway? Black, red, or... Some demon with nothing but money on his mind: Come on, sign another ten-year contract with me! Our company's future growth (and fortune) depends on you! Some hat-wearing childhood friend who fell from the sky and has been by her side since Instance One is seriously fed up: Don't any of you have lives of your own?! Take a cue from the newlywed Kuroda Ryu! If you're bored, go date someone and leave her alone! Meanwhile, a certain passing Dragon of Dojima: Yo! Wanna come over to my place tonight (and learn to cook with my wife)? Nakahara Chuuya: Get lost!!! Instance 0: First encounter with the Port Mafia (all the series make a brief appearance; now complete) Instance 1: Capture the ability users who fled the Port Mafia (mostly Bungo Stray Dogs; in progress) 1. The settings are Bungo Stray Dogs + Like a Dragon + Detective Conan + The Way of the Househusband + Backstreet Girls. 2. The male lead is Nakahara Chuuya. The romance is a slow burn. The early story focuses on a mix of mystery, adventure, and fighting, like the original Bungo Stray Dogs (you know the vibe). 3. The female lead is an ability user with the Like a Dragon System. I think you can tell she's a human with an extremely powerful golden finger. 4. My writing and imagination are limited, so please read this story with a kind heart. Thank you! 5. Updates every other day. Extra chapters if it's on the rankings. A story I might start someday: The Brewery's Last Bottle of Real Liquor, Plotting a Rebellion Gin, a conscientious employee at the liquor factory who works nine to five, gets a girlfriend. Although she's a new employee who just joined the factory, she's clever, quirky, has the potential to become an executive, and is gentle and considerate. She even supports his once-in-a-blue-moon hard work. Her favorite thing to say is, "It's okay. You don't have to quit your job at the liquor factory for my sake." ...Gin hadn't originally thought of quitting, but after hearing her say it so often, he started to yearn for an ordinary life. In the end, he told his girlfriend that he had decided to quit the liquor factory, and made plans for the three of them, her, him, and Vodka, to escape abroad. She looked a little conflicted, but still agreed to his plan. On the night before they were to leave, his girlfriend suddenly said she had to go somewhere first and told them to wait for her at a house she'd found in advance. Following her instructions, Gin and Vodka entered a villa in a residential neighborhood. When the lights came on, he saw Kir, Bourbon, Chianti, and Korn standing in the room with guns pointed at him. In that instant, he understood. After killing so many traitors, his own comeuppance had finally arrived. Then the door behind him opened. Standing on the other side were Shuichi Akai, Sherry, a little boy he seemed to have met once, and his girlfriend. Gunshots rang out, but what flew from the guns were party streamers and flower petals. A curtain descended, bearing the words, "Welcome, Kurozawa and Uozuka, to the wonderful world of undercover work at the liquor factory." A century of shock for Gin. Turns out I'm the clown. 1. A story about all my coworkers being fake liquor, me being the last real bottle at the liquor factory, and then becoming fake liquor too. 2. The Detective Conan setting + my beloved Like a Dragon + whatever else I think of later. Anyway, no non-Conan-science species will show up. 3. Gin pairing. Please note that there's a lot of whitewashing of Kurozawa Jin. 4. Gin x Ai and Gin x Vermouth both appear. Theme: Can we, as Theseus, fall in love?