Qing Zhiye was an ordinary high school student. One day, he bought a pair of magical glasses and activated the System.
Qing Zhi: "Holy crap, the glasses are talking."
System: "..."
The System's task was simple: disrupt the plot and change the utterly disastrous future.
Qing Zhiye's supernatural ability was to "roll" for things. He could roll for anything. If he missed, he would randomly gain memories that never existed.
It sounded amazing, but the problem was that things were far too unpredictable.
Qing Zhi, confident: "I should be pretty lucky."
Later.
5t5: "You forgot? Back then, you came to the technical college and learned the violin with me!"
Hat Guy: "You forgot? Back then, we went busking at an outdoor concert together, didn't we?"
Some elementary school kid: "You forgot? Back then, in Hawaii..."
Qing Zhi, suffering: "What kind of nonsense did I roll this time?"
System: "I've never met anyone as unlucky as you."
Before long, he met his lifelong nemesis.
Dazai, amiably: "Go on, roll. Why'd you stop?"
Qing Zhi, meekly: "...Could you let go of me first?"
Then Dazai wouldn't leave him alone.
Reader's guide:
* Primarily Jujutsu Kaisen (an AU where YXJ and 5t5 are both teachers), Bungo Stray Dogs (an AU where Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai are in the Armed Detective Agency), and Detective Conan (an AU where the police academy group survives).
* Also features many sports anime.
[Pairing: Dazai Osamu]
· I really can roll for things, seriously. Anything could happen.
· The whole story is pure nonsense, with a happy ending. It's about Qing Zhiye searching for logic in a world without any (x).
Synopsis screenshotted: 2021-06-07
Theme: Keep smiling and stay happy.
