The Cultivation World’s Epic Online Dating Disaster

Because they spend so much time secluded away from the world refining artifacts, most artifact cultivators aren't very good at socializing.

As the largest artifact-cultivation sect in the cultivation world, everyone in Qianshan Valley suffers from this occupational hazard.

Lin Jiangtian, the third disciple of Qianshan Valley, is a renowned artifact-refining master throughout the cultivation world, a genius who reached the Golden Core stage in his early twenties.

Not only is he exceptionally talented, he's also handsome. His two shortcomings are that he's bad at socializing and, due to the sect's culture, he genuinely believes he's a social butterfly. Everyone in the sect generally agrees with him.

To help his fellow disciples overcome their difficulties making friends, Lin Jiangtian developed a magical artifact called [A Thousand Miles to Meet].

Cultivators can change their appearance and choose their gender before entering the illusion. They can enter the qualities they want in a friend and easily find suitable companions. With no prejudice based on identity, appearance, or gender, it offers the most sincere experience of making friends and makes it easy to overcome the difficulties of going out and starting a conversation!

But even with this artifact, many people still don't know how to get along with others.

So Lin Jiangtian decided to teach them in person and started a friendship training class.

The senior disciple said the wrong thing in front of a newly made confidant.

Lin Jiangtian: "Give me the artifact. I'll explain it for you!"

The second senior disciple angered a young fairy he'd just met.

Lin Jiangtian: "Give me the artifact. I'll soothe her!"

The fourth junior disciple wanted to confess his feelings to a fairy he'd been getting along with wonderfully.

Lin Jiangtian: "Give me the artifact. I'll tell her for you!"

And so, the young master of the demon realm, who had just arrived in the cultivation world for training, found a magical artifact and spent months playing with it. For some inexplicable reason, he was enraged. He demanded that Qianshan Valley hand over Lin Jiangtian, or he would tear up the peace and friendship agreement between the cultivation world and the demon realm.

The cultivation world panicked... Why was this happening all of a sudden?

Just then, Lin Jiangtian confidently stepped forward, flicking his sleeve. "Don't panic. I'll negotiate with him personally. I'm sure I can turn hostility into friendship!"

Everyone was horrified. "Shut up!"

And so the demon realm and the cultivation world became enemies, and the only way to resolve it was for Lin Jiangtian to personally go to the demon realm and apologize.

1. A ridiculous comedy with no real logic, so don't take it too seriously

2. If the plot isn't good, it's because the author's ability isn't up to par, not because I deliberately wrote it badly. Please go easy on me

3. Younger gong

4. Content warning: The gong has a female-presenting secret identity in [A Thousand Miles to Meet]. In other words, the gong will cross-dress

Theme: The measure of your worth in life is never in other people's mouths, but in your own heart.