What's Wrong with Me Cosplaying as Hasta from Heita?

This is a story from a very, very long time ago. Once there was a shepherd who, after witnessing Abel's death, the angels' rebellion, the great flood, and the Tower of Babel's collapse, finally found the happiness meant for him. And her name was... Barbara. * "Thank you so much for your guidance, Mr. Hermit. I finally understand what happiness is. So could you please stay away from my wife?" Facing the white-haired, golden-eyed hermit, the shepherd in yellow smiles as he raises his crook and smacks him over the head. Then the two hopeless brawlers start wrestling. * A sweet little romance, sweet, sweet, sweet! People die when they're stabbed, so I'm choosing to pour in ten pounds of sugar instead. The ninth-divided Roman series, sequel: Hastur's ending expansion [I love you, so please don't be afraid that I'll leave you.] Theme: When you're in love, you don't have to make yourself this small