The Comeback System's motto for dealing with a happy-go-lucky slacker: If it can't kill you, it'll work you to death! Slackers are made of walnut shells. Most people get carried to success by their System, but here you need a body that can take a beating~
World One: [Modern Comedy] Yang Jiujiu can't live by the saying, "When the world kisses me with pain, I answer with a song." With a heart set only on making money, Yang Jiujiu binds himself to the Comeback System. He had meant to become a businessman, but unexpectedly rises to fame, becoming an unconventional top-tier star in the entertainment world, come rain or shine. As he outsmarts and takes on one opponent after another, his natural gift for comedy is always on display. All he asks is that everyone leave him a shred of dignity. The comedy in this world is serious, and so is the satisfying power-up journey.
World Two: [Alternate History] As the Emperor of Yan Hua lies gravely ill, members of the imperial clan and court officials kneel in a sea before him. Prince Rui eagerly waits for his elder brother to breathe his last so he can take the throne. But who could have imagined that the disregarded Ninth Imperial Son would come back from the dead? The little seven-year-old takes the throne, acting foolish, throwing tantrums, and annoying everyone. The System has to be both father and mother, and every day spent assisting the young emperor is accompanied by the same silent mantra: Hitting children is against the law!
World Three: [Fantasy - Five Beasts and Xi Mu] As the only orphan on Shu Mountain, Xi Mu is subjected to everyone's scorn and humiliation. Of the five great cultivation academies, only he ends up at Kunlun Mountain, the one everyone looks down on. Divine beasts ignore everyone else, yet dote on Xi Mu alone. Then the North Sea, frozen for ten years, thaws; red snow falls from the sky; and the Soul-Locking Chains at the cultivation academies all ring out... Xi Mu causes trouble everywhere and feels not the slightest bit sorry. The Comeback System finally understands: if it takes on this happy-go-lucky slacker, it can forget about retiring for the rest of its life...
No CP
Theme: Be bold and chase your dreams
It feels like it's not like salted fish, but more like scum... If your parents don't help you, you'll be gnawing at your old age all day long, and you'll be thinking about drinking and taking advantage all day long. What kind of salty fish system is this? A scum transformation system is better.
Foreign enemies invade our territory, the green mountains are on fire, the emperor guards the country's gates, and the soldiers die in the city walls.
Kahelman is Duan Hong
Actually, I have never understood how old the protagonist is now.
Great writing in big letters, the previous one made me laugh for a whole lesson
Great writing in big letters, the previous one made me laugh for a whole lesson
Hahaha, Tongsheng is difficult
Hahahaha Tongzi is a bit miserable. Maybe this is what a good Tongzi has to face.
What will the next salted fish be like? (Curious)
Leave your underwear on hhhh